What dirty things I didn’t do for money, like getting up at 6 a.m. to work.

We opened a vacancy in our department for a fairly rare IT specialization. We thought about implementing an ERP system and wanted to take a person with programming experience under this ERP. They could not close for a long time, but finally found a man. He passed all the interviews and was supposed to leave in two weeks.

Two weeks pass and he doesn’t come out. We begin to look for him. The household did not respond, there were no mobile phones at the time. Finally, through the security service, we find somewhere with relatives. It turns out that this Kent, going through an interview with the financial director, managed to borrow from her "before the first salary" $ 600 under the deposit of the passport. HZ, as he managed to verify it, she (fin. by Dir. ) was quite tough.

Well, here, the head of the department calls this developer.

“Ivan, this is X X from the company X. You should have come to work with us on Monday. When to wait for you?

The company X? Oh yes surely! You know, I changed my mind to work with you. You can’t count on me.

Why is?

"Well, I've been found with HIV here, so I thought, well, let him do this job.

You took the money under the guarantee of passport. When to bring?

Yes, of course! I will get the money in the next day! Keep your passport while you have it. well is?



The passport, according to rumors, remained in Finland for a long time. A deck in the safe as a reminder of the trial.

The President ordered to pay an allowance of 5 thousand rubles for children under 7 years of age, rightly assuming that children over 7 years of age can earn themselves, for example, by wiping the windows of cars at intersections.

A farmer in Russia.

Last year, oil processors, apparently conspiring, all as one gave for a seed of only 12 thousand.
For farmers, this is a loss, but there is nowhere to go, I had to sell - not salt it. Someone broke down, who survived - this year did not sow the seed. Plus the drought. Naturally a deficit.
It was all in the price of oil on the shelf.

The situation has come to you know who.
The Commander-in-Chief issued an order: the price should not rise!
The execution was appointed by those who "not noticed" the cartel conspiracy of merchants.

And now, as Zadornov said, get the air in your chest.
The decision was made to support merchants and processors with subsidies and preferential loans, and the prosecutor’s office will shrink the ugly farmers.

- What is the name of a person who climbs into different spheres of life and introduces all sorts of questionable innovations there? That, for example, will come up with the police police to rename, then change the time zones.
The diversity?

One summer in the country, my mom, with a very serious look, said to me, "How could you? I knew it all, I didn’t think you could do that! “I’m waiting for you to tell me something.

I got a point, I think about myself, well, all the fucking, floated, I'll get it now. And she continues, "Better tell it yourself, nothing will be the truth for you."

So stop, I think, if I really did something serious, she would already scream at me, and so she apparently doesn’t know anything. Of course, I hurt and did little stuff, but I didn’t want to admit anything.

Well, I say, "I don't know who or what you said, but I have nothing to confess, I did nothing." 10 minutes later we "played" the game "I know everything, admit it or it will be worse" and I replied "There was nothing, I did nothing."

Eventually, my mother gave up and said, “Okay, I checked you. “Your younger brother told me.” I don't remember exactly what he was telling there, but he didn't stand up and confessed in all his faults, which not everyone even knew.

About a couple of years later, my mom decided to repeat this fascination on me. I immediately said, “You didn’t do anything last time, or get trained on the younger.” She replied, “Hm, really, well okay.” The younger went for the second time. I put everything in spirit.