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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139038
 22.02.2017
Good fools, they are their own everywhere.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139037
 22.02.2017
Create a database for an organization. One of the fields meant gender. Well, we determined the internal structure - 1 - men, 2 - women. The feminist programmers were outraged, as it is, the man again ahead. Suggestion that the number 2 was no more in the name did not help. To change places, confusion will arise because we are already accustomed to the designation. The results were 1 for men and 0 for women. And the order was observed, and no one will confuse.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №139036
 22.02.2017
Hi baby! Is your dad at home?
I need to know who you are?
In what sense?
“If you’re from the tax office, then Daddy went to collect the bottles to feed us. If you are Jacob Moiseevich, to whom Daddy owes money, then Daddy was buried two days ago. And if you’re Mark Efimovich, who owes to his dad, he’s at home.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №139035
 22.02.2017
Tell me, to be sure, how to determine that this is propaganda of godless homosexuality? These are everywhere read lectures on the theme of the superiority of homo- over hetero-? Millions and billions of leaflets with texts describing the charms of homosexuality? Articles in every magazine that urge to urinate family heterosexual people? Flaming speeches with calls to join the movement in every kindergarten, school, institute? Forced homocysteine transfusions to healthy heterosexuals?
Help me to find out!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139034
 22.02.2017
Enteo is a former drug addict with heroin-burned brains. Most Orthodox people start scratching their teeth from one mention of his name. This shit has done more to discredit the RPC than all the atheists combined.

Well, "what pop, such and coming" If Enteo is held in the ranks of the pastures, does somebody need it?

[ + 19 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139033
 22.02.2017
> I will add <

If Gogol Were Writing Today

and Bobchinsky. I ask you to be humble, as you go to St. Petersburg, tell all the great men there: to the senators and admirals, that here, your glory, Peter Ivanovich Bobchinsky lives in such a city. So and say: Peter Ivanovich Bobchinsky lives... Well, if so and the ruler will have to, then tell the ruler that, say, your imperial majesty, in such a city Peter Ivanovich Bobchinsky lives. He is gay!! to

And a vegan!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №139032
 22.02.2017
I am a writer (earn this for a lifetime, because you can’t write a good book in your free time from work; once, maybe, and it will, systematically not. It has been checked several times). Here is a real case. I published a book at EXMO. Sales statistics are such that at the end of the month I received as much as 550 (five hundred fifty) rubles. The number of downloads on a single tracker is over 20,000. Tell me, on what ice should I write for you?
and
First, you're a heroic writer because you don't read what you've written, and you end up having a bunch of mistakes in five lines. Secondly, you are a heroic writer, because none of those who downloaded your book wanted to have it on paper. Third, good books are written for the sake of ideas, and heroic books, like yours, for the sake of money.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №139031
 22.02.2017
rrr: Vapav piapoir talopr ilvringi m5ngy sapi
vvv: remove the cat from the keyboard
It is vodka.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139030
 22.02.2017
At the end of the school year, I decided that all the primary class in which my son is studying, to go on a tour. Several options were offered from the museum to a visit to the circus. So the students chose an excursion to the police, about which there was no mention at all. They respect the work of the police.

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