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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №149242
 22.02.2018
So, everyone raised their ass and went to earn on a normal board. Or the quotator will drown in the recipes of the hruščov each other more terrifying.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149241
 22.02.2018
What did you divide?
I remember coming already from the army, height 180, unsubtile, muscles there...
A call to the apartment, I open - there an employee of the JEC, who, seeing me, asked: "Is there any of the adults at home?"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №149240
 22.02.2018
Patriotism is first and foremost a respectful attitude towards fellow citizens and the laws of the country. and his own.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149239
 22.02.2018
How to go to the Olympics for free.

“Not victory, but participation”... Sometimes they started to forget these words behind all these scandals. But one athlete reminded the world of the Olympic principle in a very unexpected way.

At the Olympics held in South Korea, the American freelance player Elizabeth Swayney, who played for Hungary, just walked on the "chalk". Somehow disassemble your program - no-no! Do some trick, God do it! I suspect that the distance she went out only in order not to have to return money to the native federation. And the amount, taking into account tickets, hotels, journeys, daily and other lifts to the participant of the Olympic team would not be small. Just the girl managed to check the life hack called "how to catch sports officials".

How did it happen, you ask? It is easy! It was enough to be able to read. The girl just carefully read the rules of selection to the Olympic team of her country. And it was indicated that due to the low prevalence of female freestyle in Hungary, the Olympic team will be accepted the participant who at the World Cup stages several times will be in the thirty best. The girl looked at the results tables of several final stages and she had a brilliant plan.

As it turned out, in some stages of the World Cup participates fewer than thirty athletes. The girl who started her skiing career at only 25 years old!It is stated in several such stages. They deserved the last place. It is unknown whether she was going down there to run down the slope. He took ammunition with him. It is not excluded the possibility that she immediately went to the organizers for a certificate of the occupied place... It is only known that at some point she appeared in the freestyle federation of Hungary with official papers about the occupied places. They were all under 30. At the Olympics held in Korea, the agile girl predictably, with an impressive breakdown, took the last place. In other words, with such a “heroic” program!

P.S According to the results of the "epopeya", the Hungarian freestyle federation decided to make changes to the regulations for the selection of athletes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149238
 22.02.2018
There are no problems with money, there are problems with time. There are no problems with time, there are problems with money. There is no problem with money or time, there is a problem with the law.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149237
 22.02.2018
At work, the guy (grandfather) said: “I might have voted for Navalny, but he couldn’t even seize the woodplate, the raider’s seizure, how strange would he be?and "

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149236
 22.02.2018
Why for centuries "not accepted" to be interested in the age of a lady, so as not to insult her? Interested in the deep cause of the phenomenon.

Deep is a patriarchal culture, where from infancy the idea is transmitted that the value of a woman is her inflatability. Being an adult man is the norm, maturity, experience, all things. Being an adult woman is the second sort.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149235
 22.02.2018
Mom from birth said that before was better
YYY: And then you were born

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149234
 22.02.2018
You scream about rights but forget about duties. Men are paid more because they hold families. The opposite is disproportionate, that I, as a man-in-chief, understand.

Is it so?!!!! You, wisely, well, you quickly found me a husband who will keep me! You can accommodate any of your employees, but not drinking and eating less. Or, fucking with the eyes, stumbled onto the crab, raised the salary of the unmarried. No matter who works, of course. Do you pay the “gentlemen” for poverty, so you’ve forgotten about the rest?

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149233
 22.02.2018
About 60 people conspired to beat Julius Caesar. Only 23 knife wounds were found on Caesar's body. This proves that even then the majority of participants in group projects did not do the niqab.

Ezdivala: This is the problem of group projects. Participants who do primitive actions with their hands always believe that the whole project depends entirely on them, and everyone else is just cooling up. It is not so. Someone was standing on the roof, someone distracted the cops, someone planned, distributed tasks in a gira, someone consulted on the partitioning of the bubble, there were seals who sold the project, marketers who attracted the messengers to alert the people about the bitter event as appropriate. Someone was running for a glycine for Mark Antony. Twenty wounds is even an excess of something.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149232
 22.02.2018
The clock was rotating remembering in Kalashnikov the cut of the rod on the clock or against it. PPC Question of Life and Death

I also have a question!
Of course, on the clock (right, if you look from the cashier). It is easy to remember: it is taken right-up when shooting. We take the vector of the force of Coriolis and determine the direction of rotation of the mass that produced it.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149231
 22.02.2018
Vlad: type fork, clone fork, steer, smoke, pul rekvest?
Rick: It’ll be like your tail, which you’re marking with the ouncer branch.
Crab: Fuck what language they speak!? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149230
 22.02.2018
XHH: By the way, since there are so many fans of Japanese cartoons, let’s be ashamed of Koi Kaze. What is romance or perverted shit and should it be forbidden?

I haven’t watched it, but I think it won’t hurt to ban it.

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