I rush to work, I go to the subway: a girl stands at the turniket, looking like a schoolchild, and ticks a token anywhere, but not in the right hole, thus holding the people back. I say, “Honey, here we have to push the token.” She turns and turns out to be a dwarf with drunken hands.

I was 20 or 21. At the disco, I met a lady aged 25-28, was wealthy - traded on the fruit market. We dressed well and danced passionately. So passionate that the guard asked us to leave. We went out, smoked and went home to her.



She is driving in her car. I offered for a taxi, but she was relentless, a hundred times already. We were driving around the city about 100 km / h, I asked her to slow down, but she laughed like Stepanenko and pressed the gas.

In the area, we were accepted by the hookers. About forty minutes were prepared. They told me I was free.

Free at 2 o'clock at night in a strange area, where he has never been before.



He went into his pockets, found a little money — not enough for a taxi.



A drunk head thinks in a way. Instead of going home on foot (2-3 hours would take), I decided that I needed to buy a good cheap wine in the nightclub, drink it with the court alkas and go to one of them home.



Drinking took another 40 minutes, in the end had to give up a carefully treated 50-year-old friend.



We went home with him. There is no one at home and he has no keys. Alkash said that his wife is back with the lover and we went to her lover. From there she drove him out with a bowl. I thought it was only in cartoons.



Then we went to his mistress. She gently did not let us go, saying that her husband is at home and nothing will come out neither from him nor from me).



Then we went to the garage. There was shoha and wild cold in the garage.



Alkas decided that in order to warm up, a shoh has to be started. Going to the skyscrapers.



I persuaded him not to do this, because if I was taken by the goats for the second time in a night with another drunk driver, I would hardly be able to get away just by showing out on the street.



She took Shaw and sat down to warm her up. After 5 minutes it was no warmer, but the oxygen was out. I silenced the car. Alcatraz woke up and went back. I waited until he fell asleep, stifled the car, hung the key inside on the nail at the garage door.



I went to the side of the stop, it was 5-30 in the morning, trolley buses already started to travel.

In fact, the enemies of freedom do not love the freedom of others, but they cherish their own.

A few years ago we were on holiday on the Hawaiian islands. A conference was held at the hotel. At breakfast, a man and a woman from this conference sat at our table. We talked with them. She appeared to be a representative of some foundation from Vancouver, and he owns a business from Switzerland.
I asked, “What is the difference between an entrepreneur and a big company manager?”
The lady began to explain: “Well, there is virtually no difference. That businessman, that the president of the company solve organizational, financial issues. Often the owner is the president.
The man listened and added, "The difference is little, only about three percent of the time..."
“Explain me please.“I asked
“For twenty-nine days a month, the owner and the manager really do the same thing. But one day, every worker, from the cleaner to the president, thinks about how to spend the money received today. And the owner of the company thinks about where to get the money to pay employees.”

The number of news about rainfall exceeded the monthly rate by 2.5 times.

My grandmother in the pharmacy talks to the provider:

Give me a pill!

Which to you?

Anyway, it is all over for me.