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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №157660
 22.02.2022
I had a school friend. We met him tightly from 4th to 8th grade after he moved to our district.

They rotated tightly: they sat on one side, ran on the river on the big ones, engaged in fighting, fans of ninja turtles, dreamed that we would ride on moths like them.

Then, in 9th grade, they stayed in the same school, but split in different classes. He soon married at the end of school, I moved, the roads split.



Ten years later, we met at a meeting of graduates.

He came on the sporting motto in full equipment, all the affairs unraveled by that moment already.

Word for word, I say to him:

Remember how you dreamed of that?

and no.

Well, we are with you...

Do we mean with you?

We studied and dreamed.

In the sense? We did not study with you.

How do you know me?

In the next class, we met, we crossed.



To say that I was shaken, nothing to say. Whether the person's life has changed so much that the whole childhood has been erased, or the amnesia has come tough. What he nodded or specifically said it somehow is excluded. Not bumping like.



Yes, what a difference. Sometimes a man is a piece of life for you, and you are a mycrocodile for him.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №157659
 22.02.2022
xxx: I have long hair (under the waist) and I am beautiful. Not everything is so unambiguous :)

yyy: I also have hair below my waist, but my wife is constantly asking me to shave it.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157658
 22.02.2022
Public opinion is foolishness accepted by the majority.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №157657
 22.02.2022
One day my son came from school. He says he is new in his class. A very unusual guy, as it turned out. The story begins with a mystery:
"Tell me, can it be that the boy has no mother, but has two fathers and one of them pays the other alimony?
E-E, I was so confused. The two fathers who...
The Son:
No, they are not gay!
In silence I say:
I give up! Tell me!
She learned that the mother of this new man at one time divorced from his father, married another, and then swintled in an unknown direction, leaving both the then husband and the child from the first marriage. Her son lived with her father. And his real biological father supports the second husband of his former financially, paying him the legal alimony!
Life is a very strange thing...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №157656
 22.02.2022
“We’re going to urinate.
They are tired of swallowing dust!
The mouth will be broken - the teeth will be knocked out!
I like it, I don’t like it, I love it, my sweetheart.
“The boy said, the boy did!”
...
Is it intercepting a conversation of some bandit OPG?
How to say...

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