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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111019
 22.03.2015
The shooter officer.

In the morning I make a sandwich, I immediately think - how is the people?
And the cane does not climb into the throat, and the compot does not pour into the mouth.

I will accept everything, the imprisonment, the imprisonment.
But preferably in July and preferably in Crimea.

Well, by chance, well, in a joke, I went wrong.
I am a child of nature, though evil, but a child.

So in memory

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №111018
 22.03.2015
XXX Where are you?

Buying Eggs

In the store?

Tagged: at sea

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111017
 22.03.2015
This is my first time with a new student. I explain to him that the sinus has a period of 2 p.
The student. A teacher at the school told me that...
The student’s mother is angry. Explain it so that the child understands!! to
The relationship did not go. They are looking for a trainer with a period in one pi.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №111016
 22.03.2015
Greece has asked Russia to lift sanctions, otherwise the Greek oranges will rot in the warehouses. Russia responded that it could lift sanctions if Greece (the bankrupt country) builds in Russia plants for processing its oranges. This is the most polite "go to her", of all I’ve met.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111015
 22.03.2015
Discets in the eclipse of course are good, they are even by the icon "save" know some - illuminated photo film is more convenient, attached to the face, fixed with a scotch on the whiskies and beauty) Truth a couple of times asked what it is and after the explanation wondered: and how to transfer the photo in the computer)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111014
 22.03.2015
I am grateful to the stranger. That shit gave me everything.

c) Safe Weaver

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111013
 22.03.2015
Xxx: Not only that I can't get into the network in the morning, but also the street carries shit all day...
YYY: Yes, you have an internet run.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111012
 22.03.2015
Every cat once learns to open the door.
XX: You just have to sit at the door and loudly knock or knock the nail.
XXX: And immediately the master will come and do whatever is required.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111011
 22.03.2015
On the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth of the mouth.
On the head, a smoked one-eyed rabbit with a long wool wrapped in the shape of a rope misses, cutting the grass with an agricultural tool with a pen made of a door frame, and a curved blade, looking at the herd of fish.

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