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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139831
 22.03.2017
The gray wolf: not the sharma of the manda, but Mara Baghdasaryan!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №139830
 22.03.2017
The mail came from the operator:

Hi to you.

I guess there’s a problem with the Diadoc system.
You will probably have the idea of how such a conclusion could come on its own.
And I will answer – twice I was filled with the desire to sign the documents – I tried so – but everything was against.
The insidious network was clever and inaccessible. And I fell into a battle nameless and unrealized.
In general, I did not fulfill my duty, I did not sign the documents.
In the infinite ocean of information, I swim alone and beg for help.
Help me

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139829
 22.03.2017
In my yard, children are constantly chasing rolls. From spring to autumn. At the entrance to the courtyard is a shlagbaum. The smallest, even in the autumn, rushed, sat down, and flew under it. This year, trying to do this trick, the forehead ran into the shlagbaum. He lies and laughs. has grown up).

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139828
 22.03.2017
XXX: The wire in your neighborhood unknown people pumped into the hood O_o WHO?! You don’t even have goops there.
YYY: But we have goths aggressive.
Yyy: There are not so many, but among them is a local section coach.
XXX: Aggressive and depressed?
YYY: Let me quote
yyy: "You will die all your life!"
yyy: "We will all die. But only after you."
YYY: and my favorite
yyy: "Life is a pain. Let me show you..."

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