Sitemap is like this:
Parents at home. My unseen man and I lie on the couch. He begins to cling, I try to resist, but eventually he gets on me and tries to hold on.)
He: Well, now you won’t go anywhere from me!
I: I will scream!
He said, “Why are you shouting?”
I: This is what they scream when something slips on you and tries to go where you shouldn’t?
He is :?? to
I: Mom, take it off with me!! to

Alinka: Well, and what will you do?
Slem: I will drink
Alinka: Oh, there’s good... I’m living there...

Ivanov: We know how much you pay to participate in these rallies!
Volokhonsky: We know how much they pay to leave such comments!

Xxx: all fucking, swimming, learned
xxx: I sit, read the textbook on the monitor, read to the end of the page, took the edge of the keyboard and leafed it from the table into the garbage can.
XXX: I didn’t break the wire.

Marinochka Sokolova VKontakte, contact information: ICQ - more than the blonde))

Oh, how hard it is with them...

You have female attention.
Ohhhhhhhh?
Reno: Neo
Reno: Who needs me?
Reno: thick, acne
Re: The Poor
Reno: Only Mom and the Military Command

forward
But a couple of years ago I was squeezed on the... member =\ It was a difficult situation. He didn't show anyone, lubricated with oil, and then, when he got out a little from lack of oxygen, he just turned off.

Norman
Did you turn off the fox just because it was bitten by a tick? What if he bitten you in the head?

Ilya Yanovich
Here are the fans. Hey guys, I’m showing a special, third follet. Do you want to see a new follower?
- Uninstantly, talk of software, uninstantly! We'll make a statement on the fan site!
What do you have on your computer, the follower is launched?
Well, Follett, and what then?
Is there an isometric, right?
Well, look, isometria, so it’s crazy. The wicked!!!! Where is isometria? It looks like a first person!!! to
You have driven him all out!! Demon, return the isometria, Demon!! to

Hi the Anime.
I am not anonymous. and hello.
Have you watched "Death Notebook"? Meaning an animator.
Not a pudding once.

I am buying 9.
I have a Ford Mondeo.
He: And I have 18 centimeters.
Fuck that window!! to
I’m going to go at 8...

D) I love you
Find a friend and divorce.
D) Why I like you

The Doll of Woody (23:17:31)
Maybe you’re not good.
and Enoch (23:17:41)
As a foolish
Doll of Woody (23:17:49)
As a fool is not good.

The announcement:
We need programmers with their head on their shoulders and hands from there.

Valery: I once cleaned potatoes on the machine at the factory. The machine was a 5 coordinate processing center for 12kk. Carefully removed 2 mm of peel, in the place of eyelids and dark spots was deepened by a petal fridge for 5 mm.
Valery: I was caught by the boss, the chief engineer, who barely lied.

<DirtyCake>How a cute attractive girl can instantly stop being such?
<DirtyCake>It’s enough to get out of the bag a book "Summer"

xxx: I would be upset being with 3 idiots in the same car, you can get anything else.
For example, the crazy

Stop drinking! It is cool! Today, in the company, someone will buy beer (vodka, wine...) and offer you, and you say loudly, “No!” I will not!" No matter the holiday! Reject it! stand out! Let them say: "We will get more!" and so on. Then you will be equal. You will make millions! and you! No one but you!

Today I decided to play the Belarusian lottery. The treasurer and her friend long persuaded me to take it for today’s edition, saying: “You will surely win, one hundred percent!”and "
xxx: "If you win, each one a chocolate!"
I won... 2500 bel. rub. The lottery costs 4000 rubles. I need two chocolates.
That’s always the case (((

A non-smoking room is like a trail in a swimming pool.

I think in a hundred years, demotivators will be studying as an art that reflects an era.