Good news (although it’s late)
All the boys who as a child dreamed of seeing the breasts "Zenas: Queen of Warriors", can now download the series Spartacus and watch :)

How! How, fucking, you can work when the subordinate, who sits opposite a semi-transparent cushion, the 4th size boobs are not placed in the cushion, the nipples look at you, and sometimes there is no one at all, and she is not embarrassed by the fact that somebody is vigilant. But what’s inside doesn’t allow it to happen.

I listened to the radio, there was something about an expedition in Antarctica. And among other things: Ukrainian system administrator Alexei will go with the scientists. It will winter for the sixth time."Sysadmin wintering in Antarctica for the sixth time! The main thing is not to imagine. He is harsher than Chuck Norris.

I read new news on the news tape. I see the title : Elena Berkova played Pugachev in a German porn film!!! and. I see. It is written that Berkova played in a German porn scandal that it will not come to us in Russia.
Now Pugacheva is simply obliged to play in the German film Berkov, will give the same
You are fantasy!
The woman got out of the table crying.

Job vacancy on one of the work sites:
...
You will have the opportunity:
Trolling the developers!
...

What kind of coffee I made.
xxx: water + milk + sugar... I drink and think... what’s wrong))))

xxx: Did you know that Tesla has a high-voltage high-frequency transformator? He still has the "hot end" violet energy flowing.
Is it Tesla? O_O
No, it’s on the transformator.

I work as a city bus driver and I drive very slowly and carefully. Not because I’m good, but because I only have one wheel. According to the employer, to repair long and expensive, says, drive so far, slowly.

Sister told: "We had a MISS contest at the institute
The winner and the winner gave
Planned =
And while she was there with all of them, he
They stole...

xxx: And in my dream, the gaiters were knocked in on fines, and I think that if they are unpaid then I will take and wake up, because. I knew that everything happened in a dream)) So it happened - I woke up, lie down and think - they broke up there))))

Now I finally realized why I have high skulls.
Because if you consume cabbage, cucumbers and other crisp garden plants in such quantities from childhood, the chewing muscles in any way should hypertrophize and float higher, in order to move the jaw with greater length of effort.
My breasts have never grown.

Written by:
Cardinal Richelieu was 42 at the time of the siege of the La Rochelle fortress described in The Three Musketeers.
From the notes of the 16-year-old Pushkin: "A 30-year-old man entered the room" (it was Karamzin).
Tyanyanov: “Nikolai Mikhailovich Karamzin was the oldest of all who gathered. He was thirty-four years old, the age of extinction.”
I went crying.

In the end I was expecting to read something like: I was 12, I went fucking.

xxx: I went to the automatic washing machine, forgot to close the lock.
XXX: Washing your head

I will evolve, I will get better and I will beat you.
For the first time in my life, evolution threatens me.

I know how to cook desserts!
The girl: wow! What is your favorite dessert?
The Peelmen...

to :
XHH: I once had a case... I was riding on VDNH with friends on the clips. Among them was one girl who drank a lot of beer, but was also on the rolls. Going away we meant the need to do a little bit of me, my companion and her. We are standing waiting for the girl, and here because of the bushes, this body comes out, sitting on the corks, and the movement has given her...

XXX: Strength Strength

This is what pressure there must be to make it on the grass! On the rolls! Went out :D

I went to the clinic for x-rays, did everything, went out, rushed on my business. I went 200 meters away, I see - on the sidewalk, single-use bats roll. The first thought:"Someone should have forgotten to take and went like an idiot".
Then I stopped, looked down... I thought, I took off my bowls...

Google search: measure body temperature online

The law of contact: The more beautiful the Ava, the worse the Klava.

My sister recently caught wifi near the elevator, and there were three guys and one called the other Obi-Wan and he said - here I was always roaring over the word Van, here it was, Obi-Tu Kenobi, Obi-Fri Kenobi, the third looked at them and said - you are Obi-Dolboobi