An old, sick grandmother was going home in a bus. Her granddaughter came. They go home together. Grandma calls her, and her granddaughter’s ears are closed. Eyes in the phone. The grandmother called, and not called, good people and an ambulance called, and the grandmother helped with a heart attack. And the granddaughter and her head didn’t turn, that she didn’t understand?

The throw, of course, was powerful, but what prevented the granddaughter from touching the shoulder? If the grandmother herself did not reach, then ask the same "good people" - they have less hemorrhoids than the old lady to pull. Here or somebody cheats, or it's not in the headphones, but in the relationship of grandmother and granddaughter.

In our country, there is a special code for officials, which provides for the execution by hanging. But when the law was signed, they missed the annoying seal, and the execution resulted through the lifting. We have been there since then.

A self-propelled carriage the size of a car, and at the same time in nuclear power, is perfectly created and used. Only in half a decade she travelled a dozen and a half kilometers. In a heavily crossed area. It is called Mars. Driving on a ride.

It’s easy to be an expert in something that’s not your job.)

59 is. I graduated with a gold medal.

I have to burn so.

<Nominator> Sleep is good for you. Only in a dream you can learn that if you make a flash flash like tea and drink, you will quickly assimilate the information stored in it.

Marketing Gods from Firefox: "This web page slows down your browser."
Previously it was said that the browser, s@ka, brakes.

Those who fly to the resort across the world, I think, will be in the minority.

I work in life and health insurance. All of Thailand is plagued by such resorts with years. In fact, the main reason for the appeals is that the bats begin to get sick right in the plane. At the end of the working day, the head is torn from the guns in the tube of the babies. I feel sorry for the aircraft passengers.

Whichever theme you develop, in the end, everything comes down to one thing: everything is meaningless. Therefore, you want to at least some illusion of meaning, otherwise at least in the loop."

Life is a process, not just a result. Those who do not smoke or drink will die. Unlike a smoker and a drinker, he will die not at 40, but at 90, and not as a result of long-term problems with the lungs and liver, but from a heart attack, and in the extra 50 years will see, feel and do much more than a long-dead drunk smoker. And what the universe and eternity think about this, it does not matter: we live for ourselves, not for them.

Which man would live with a grandmother who has a hundred feed mice in the freezer?
Do not exaggerate. This is just a mouse, not the previous man.

Hello the printing?
and yes.
- Printing, NFM needs 25 banners.
The size?
- 1 x 1.5 meters - 10 pieces and 0.5 x 1 meter - 15 pieces.
Banner or paper?
The banner. Without the perforation. How much?
About 32 thousand rubles.
is understandable.
Is something bothering you?
Can I count on cooperation?
Of course, what exactly?
I am willing to pay $45,000. Are you willing to compensate for the difference in cash?
Hm... yes... I think it will work. Make an order?
to form.
Send the maps to the mail. Where are the banners needed?
A rally against corruption.

What type of diagnosis do you have?

And you, sociophobes, who are isolated from society by the stream of sound shit (yes, for most of you it is not music, but shit) from the player, sit better at home.

What kind of boring life do you need to live in order for a person to play music in other people’s headphones?! to

Like an old joke

Fantasy is enough, but the entire depth of the idiotism of parents, dragging babies on different continents, as a whole, is difficult to cover.

An old woman came from a deep province to a big city. Standing at the train station and mocking the crowds around:"Well, I came to visit my grandchildren. What are these fools going there?and "

And nothing that is prohibited by law - to throw away biological waste, including dog shit, and urns for household garbage?
Here they will put special urns - then roll out the claims, and while apologize, we are law-obedient people.

As a person living in Germany, I am directly wondering what such a law could be forbidden. Street garbage is for any kind of garbage. Their goal is to prevent congestion of streets and parks. They throw absolutely everything - from banana skin to beer bottles.

You try to live until you retire and then live on it.

Every person lives for something good, something he should do in this life.
And his fate may be unsuccessful or wrong, but still there is at least one moment that he remembers and knows that that day he lived not in vain.
We also had such a day. for three.
We went fishing on Ladoga. There is such a place near Peter, where you can't get to the lake. Before this you need to cross the canal, then walk through the forest another 700-800 meters and only then you will get out to the shore. But we had a friend who lived on this none’s land, transporting through the canal, renting boats and staying in an abandoned building. Here we have arrived.
We settled and went to the evening star.
Just got out of the bushes of the barley, as the son says, say look at the boat turning. There is no wind, but in the distance you can see the rubber turning. It became clear that someone fell out and was trying to get back. We went there, we went swimming. The retired fisherman was already hanging on a rope along the board and was white like a canvas. was pulled. We picked up the boat and back.
I’m not going to stop at how we pulled him out with cognac, dragged a boat with a lower anchor and dragged the man into the house.
He survived, and that is the most important thing.
As it turned out, the man was a heartbeat and he at some point struck. He fell and then tried to get on the boat for three hours. To the shore is far, water +12 and a place where no one is. In a word, he was lucky this time. His angel sent us at the last moment.
But now I know that I have lived for at least one day. And I am immeasurably grateful to the heavens for the opportunity given to help the neighbor.

Emergency message: Losing presidential candidates will take part in the para-presidential elections.

I had a great thing here now: the chief was discussing the load of teachers of the department for the next year. They combine a lot of things inofficially or semi-officially.

How many living people do you have?

A good question for an employee of the department, half of which takes place in the morgae.

Photo posters from Brighton Beach (the place of compact residence of Russian speakers in New York):
A bunch of flowers - Two roses: $20.00, 11 roses: $9.00"

pda0: This picture is beautiful. I think it can be once and for all closed the question: why in Hollywood films instead of Russian inscriptions always some wildness. Why don’t they hire a consultant who knows Russian? They hire...

The Scale of Brutality

>> And why "barbershop" is better than the old good "citrus"?

There is no comparison! Blood was opened and teeth were scratched, and barbershop what? Tiffany, and nothing more.