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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №151986
 22.03.2019
One girl had a great cage. The high edges, the bowl itself was wide, winding; not so cast, not so much. A great cage.

Many students bought a thin bowl on which everything burned and broke. Especially often burned pins, well, and food in these pots.

This is really a good bowl. The story is from 96-98 years. Not the best years.

Somebody stole a bowl from the kitchen. Waste and its contents. The girl was more upset by the bowl than by its content.

She wrote: "Such a number someone mistakenly took such a bowl from the kitchen. No complaints and insults. Bring the bowl to the garbage pipe.”

Over the course of a week, a whole warehouse of different saucers has accumulated at the rubbish pipeline, but the same never appeared.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №151985
 22.03.2019
They have little to steal, so they want to be praised for it.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №151984
 22.03.2019
There was a neighbor who was collecting money for public needs. While I was running around the house looking for money, the neighbor said. She considers any silence uncomfortable and tries to stifle every minute of silence in the embryo. So we learned all the secrets and news from the lives of the neighbors. When I gave her the money, she said:
Oh, how easy with you: you always give right away. I first bypass those who immediately give and do not distinguish.
I hear a man from the neighboring room:
I agree with your approach, I married on the same principle.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №151983
 22.03.2019
The main problem with intelligent people is that they think that others think too.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151982
 22.03.2019
I called a taxi. Put the price higher than in the program, so as not to wait. There are no cars. Within a minute, there is no car. In a few minutes I will raise no. No again no. Five minutes passed and, miraculously, we received the order.

The car comes and I sit. The taxi driver said I immediately saw your order. I wanted to go and you were promoted. I decided to see how far you are prepared to go.

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