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[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №46310
 22.04.2011
Med University. They brought sand to the stadium. At the end of August, there is almost no university, only graduate students. Then they put on this sand.
A mother passes by with a newly graduated first-class student and gives:
“Look, son, you won’t be studying – you will be wearing sand like these drunkards.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46309
 22.04.2011
It was yesterday. Guests came to me around midnight. My neighbors are crazy. and real. I sometimes talk on the phone at night, and they knock! They live above me. You won’t break again.)
And the friends came, began to make noise... Well, they naturally knock! and one friend, the actor of the cast, with a beard, brought with him the costume of the priest))) after the show...shorter...present. At midnight, I knocked on the door of the neighbor’s apartment. My friend actor. Grandma opens the door, O_O eyes, who are you? Friend actor with a voiced voice: go old lady, I came to sing the dead man
In prayer, he enters the apartment.

The Tambov, 2011

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46308
 22.04.2011
Yes, I didn’t even suspect about the relationship until I learned that they ended)))))))

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46307
 22.04.2011
xxx (13:17:42 21/04/2011)
Impressive, however, is our president person.
In the U.S. he flew - the militia in the police changed its name, in Hong Kong hosted - decided to cut off electricity at 22.00 a.m.

yyy (13:18:28 21/04/2011)
I don’t even know if he’ll fly to the Netherlands.

yyy (13:18:40 21/04/2011)
On the one hand, it will be much more fun to live.

yyy (13:18:56 21/04/2011)
I am afraid of my ass.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46306
 22.04.2011
With VIO:

How does the video card work?
As far as I know, there is a small dwarf sitting inside and quickly drawing the frame after the frame.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №46305
 22.04.2011
I have never read anything crazy about my diploma.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46304
 22.04.2011
It is not Lenin who is alive and will live, but Pugacheva... As long as I remember, so much she is, Duncan McLaughlin.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46303
 22.04.2011
Nightstev: I wanted to be original, and I was offended!
Savachika: for what?
nightstev: For: "Happy Birthday to my sweet friend!"

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №46302
 22.04.2011
Apple’s lawsuit against Samsung on 4pda
TheVizavi: Nothing, soon Apple will be in court with God. and. And the tower? In the Bible, the apple is also eaten. and. and.

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №46301
 22.04.2011
QII
In the last few days, I have methodically invented my own lessons. For example, she drew productivity graphs for the last three years, collected statistics for the current year...In short, Houtenju.
I washed my windows at work.
QII
Most importantly, I washed two windows, on the backdrop of my work therapy people began to pull up with another job (we have a type of Saturday). I played with the windows, washed my hands, anointed with cream, exhaled... And all just in the midst of cleaning. This is fucking the general! And I, as usual, do not do the only nihya!

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