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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112424
 22.04.2015
I put my clothes on the shelves.
Suddenly, from the depths of the closet, I was suddenly grabbed by the hand.
I was so scared that I could not even envy. I did not have enough clothes in place.

When will I finally get used to having a cat at home for 11 years?
by Marinalevy

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112423
 22.04.2015
X: Well, I had a mega 48 there. By the way, the frog also breathed about memory, decided to add another kilobytes at least something.
In short, if the load is small and does not change for more than 10 minutes, the charger begins to quietly swing the parent particles with the Morse alphabet. 8 is included. Now I don’t know how to fill a normal firmware.
So far nobody has noticed.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №112422
 22.04.2015
An enormous space free of people. For Japan, where there is no free meter and the Japanese are accustomed to such narrowness - it is just an impossible fantasy!
This is the same thing....
Do you think the Japanese are incomprehensible?
We had an English woman. Real from Oxford. I taught English to students. Most of the "coming" came from other cities.
One day, she asked who came from.
One young man says:
I live close to Tomsk, only 300 kilometers away.
She was surprised, because by the standards of their islands it is almost half the country.
But what is far away?
“And far away – it’s in Kamchatka,” said another student and described in detail how he gets there.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112421
 22.04.2015
SMS is
Catherine Fish: I can’t talk now.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112420
 22.04.2015
You keep the number of a serious and important boss at work, and he has a status in Watsapa "Wuiii, soon vacation, factory manager".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112419
 22.04.2015
YYU: The problem is not that you don’t know how to cook, but that we don’t have mayonnaise.
YYU: Oh, I didn’t mean that.

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