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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4141
 22.04.2008
Where did I get a tomic of Kant in German with a Gothic font in my pocket in the morning after I was drunk?? to
Intelligence is fucking.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4140
 22.04.2008
One of the deer flies and throws the secretary:"I have a ticket for the Sverdlovsk aircraft for tomorrow",out.
A girl is sitting, squeezing. There is no flowers, shit, stone.
What’s the wrong thing in writing? – How do I write Sverdlovsk? – How do I write Sverdlovsk?
My aunt offers options for writing.
When the options exhausted, and the program of availability of proper tickets did not show, I did not hold back:"Girls, I know how to write Sverdlovsk correctly! Write to! I dictate by the letters: "CATERINBURG"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4139
 22.04.2008
JiM
On the weekend watched the news, at the meeting of the Duma, Zhirik said:
How nice to see 900 smart eyes and 900 smart heads in front of you!
By the way, it came to him that he said and decided to rectify, saying, “I count all men’s heads!”
He’d better be silent...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4138
 22.04.2008
[grisha] from jina in the morning the sms came: "I love you, you are the best!"
Diamond, and where is she?
Grisha on a Journey
[diamond] meant to compare ]
Grisha is fucking!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4137
 22.04.2008
Cyri (02:50:06 21/04/2008)I understood the minus that the discs changed to flashes...
Roughly translated (02:50:07 21/04/2008)Roughly translated =(

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4136
 22.04.2008
I watch TV, wife after comp, here is the advertisement of beer "Three Bears", there the aunts say something like: "Boys, turn away, we forgot the swimsuits". Here the wife gives "Children, turn away, we fucking washed!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4135
 22.04.2008
<nebeda>: you Arkanoid in childhood did not teach you that you should not hunt everything that got crazy???! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4134
 22.04.2008
xxx: Calculability is when you try to fill out 1 SMS completely, so as not to lose precious symbols.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4133
 22.04.2008
I am the only one who uses Google Earth to search for gaps in the fence of Yaroslavl station in order to travel without a ticket?
c) Speak

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4132
 22.04.2008
Monday was set. I am Doraemon!
You are not a dwarf, you are a dwarf. That such thing?
I decided to wipe the coffee bowl from the inside and pour sugar into it. I can’t pull my hand out now.
–...
Could I get the second? so that it would not be burned to the ahoshniks to go - there will be blasphemy, why can't I remove it)
and try.
...
- mill, now and all logists with coffee banks in their hands)
and yoyo. They are what?
I decided to check how I was able to wear it.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4131
 22.04.2008
xxx: I read about the history of the ninja. It turns out that absolutely all Japanese are a little ninja.
Yes, and all the Russians are a bit scattered.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4130
 22.04.2008
Azamat: My body has some blatant attitude to alcohol =(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4129
 22.04.2008
A couple of coaches driving around the city.
And how is it?! to
GTA and NFS are better.
Oh yeah)))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4128
 22.04.2008
<Vano> the boys were in Novorossiysk there are no gopniks!! to
<Vano> we are all out there!
<[corsaire]Bio> Vano: Could they just hide?
<Vano> [corsaire]Bio: No we went asked
<[corsaire]Bio> Vano: cool...
<Vano> [corsaire]Bio: It’s all from us
<MriN[yI'Ipb]> the copnics from Vladivostok are so harsh that they did not notice the copnics in Novorossiysk

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4127
 22.04.2008
X: She was such an unusual girl that she even recorded her husband on her mobile phone as "apache capachay."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4126
 22.04.2008
Men marry beautiful men and divorce fools.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4125
 22.04.2008
It was at the beginning of my dental career. He worked as a surgeon in

Children’s Clinic. Children are different, who to fuck, who to fuck.

Come a boy 5-6 years old with his mom, the birth of a hooligan.

Begin excuses... The tooth is cleaned, the tampon, it is going out. already at the door.

I asked him, is it okay? He stops, slowly

He turns, gets the tampon and says (literally) - PADARAS,

He puts the tampon back into his mouth and goes out. Mother in shock, nurse

The Hockey.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4124
 22.04.2008
Amazing is nearby.

Did you know that the most likely to separate a woman is not the one who

Who is she wearing, and for whom is she wearing?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №4123
 22.04.2008
We stand with a crowd of pedestrians in the center of the city, at the crossroads, we wait for the green, and it does not turn on, broke...
Interestingly, the cars are also red.
Here we stand and wait – the German people are law-obedient.
Suddenly behind my back in pure Russian: “Yes, your feet in your mouth” and went.
He crossed the road, looked at us, splintered and said:
"Yes, fucking, it’s hard for you without a Führer"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4122
 22.04.2008
1st :
Do you know how to write drawa?
2nd :
through o

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