A colleague recently said:
He flew from Europe to Moscow on a regular flight: economy class, steward passing. Coffee and tea? Tea, coffee?" Approaches to the man sitting in front: "Tea coffee?"
Second silence - "express, please"
Secondary urination - and the steward, not confused, with the characteristic sound "ppstststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststst...

xxx: And I was at five years old with my sister and, from anger, pressing my fists, generated blasphemy: "And you, you... a little boy!"
YYY : :D
XXX: The sister snatched and ran away to complain to her parents.
xxx: My mom is resorting and let the belt try a specific wording.
YYY: Don’t you believe in the built-in antimate?
xxx: No(( (he has since become "huy" talking.

(P)Aren with (D)evushka isolated in the room, and try to drive out the younger brother, for an intimate atmosphere, and the one, seeing the guy unable to give in:
D: Maximka, go play in the room, or we will be busy!
What will the boy do?
Q: The cunnilingus!! to
Maxim: What is it? OO
D: No, go to my mom! He leads the younger to the door and closes it.
D: Name, what are you sick at all? What if he remembers?
Q: What is "Remember"? I remembered the fourth.

from the community "Virginity"

I have sex with my boyfriend about once a week, once every two weeks. With a girlfriend, two or three times a week. I also have a Cat Sphinx.

My son wrote a book on the topic of "my family".
I read. A fine child’s handwriting, and such a good beginning: "my mother is an economist. I am proud of her. To our cat she always says, “Eat your meal for twenty-two letters.”
How to go to the meeting?

Eiroj: Dad, no, stop screaming through the whole apartment, go out in the aska and say okay.

Romantic poets and poets.
The poems are written here without distinction:
You, my friends, would go into the woods.
The literary forum. On the X of Bora!

Thai Boxing Training:
You have good hands and feet. Have you done anything before?
by painting...

From the Fire:
Dear Grandmothers (Ladies, Ladies, Ladies and Gentlemen)
Today, December 13, 2008, at 5:38 am, being in a state of severe alcoholic intoxication, I want to tell you something that I was going to say a long time ago.
You are fucking.
Thanks for attention.

Are you doing the sho?
Charles with the Pen: I read the most unusual deaths
Pinguin: And nox, let’s learn 😉
Charles with the Pen: 1899 President of France, Felix Faure, died of a stroke in his office.
Pingvin: And the one he did survived?

I was wrong. I wipe out a towel hanging on the door. After the towel there were some hair on the body. Whose? The cat is... white... so I didn’t confuse it. Either the wife does not agree, or the cat...
The cat? Do not talk?! to

Tertsoff: Yes, it's okay, we at the enterprise somehow brought lawyers a contract concluded with I.P. Košeev for the supply of eggs.

The clay air refresher in the appropriate place is pleasant, but it still feels - that woodcutters were recently!

The mosquitoes.

Why did you fight that again? How did you break him up?? to
She2: Yesterday when we were with him, we were lying kissed, well romance and all that, then in the same position as they were lying began to talk... he began to chew me and call me a puppet, a puppet, etc., and blatantly said - MASHONKA...

Headlines on the "Russian News Service" website.
1st The son of Kaspersky
2nd Lukashenko is proud of Belarusian hackers
0 - O

By the way, long ago I wanted to say thank you chuvaku with the recipe of pelmenpizza - really delicious!

<xxx> my colleague just sent a girl-HR certification results. In the plan, what needs to be improved is written: "Improve English". The whole room cries under the tables.

We have 3 bridges in the city and all have different names: the bridge near which the pedestrian trail collapsed, the bridge which passed, the bridge which 3 years ago was declared Aurian and promised to repair...

Google knows everything.
At the request of the necronomicon in pictures he gave me a book of Malakhov on health.

The harsh city of Omsk. on the news portal in the category "Curieze - news":
In the Omsk region killed a popular musician;
The governor of the Omsk region has allocated an apartment to the family of a girl who has been harassed by dogs.
A patient was shot at the Omsk Dispensary.
A serial pedophile was arrested in Omsk.
In Omsk, a fragmented body was found in the garbage (video).
After such "courier" something relevant see section "incidents"