Something reminded me of the case when I and my future wife moved away from our parents for our first shooting and decided to prove that I AM A MAN!

That water crane, the time of the Bronze Age, I remembered for my whole life. This entirely rusted monster, holding on a limestone plaque, sending water fountains in unpredictable directions, from unexpected places, dropping unceasingly and making outward sounds, dreamed of me in my nightmares a week and a half after its repair.
It all started with the fact that the sealing valve, which was to block the water in the pipe leading to the crane, banally collapsed when trying to twist it. Thus e. It fell down entirely - there was not even a pipe left for the plywood.
Then, having agreed with the carpenter and blocked the water in the entire stand, I began to dismantle the crane. To begin with, fill it with a means of news. As I said at the beginning, he held on to it: after 3 hours of soaking and draining, both the valves on the crane and a piece of the hook that once twisted the crane to the hot water pipe fell. The remains of the crane were eaten out by holes and covered with cracks, and the traces of repairs of previous MUZIKOV! could be removed as archaeological layers.
The dismantling of the crane was completed with the help of a hammer, a hammer, a drill, a pin, a knife and a mat. But Stsuko was jealous of the tank armor.
When my wife came from work, I could be taken to neurology to be placed. But I replaced the crane, setting up at 9 o’clock.

If my daughter’s caregiver tries to touch me gently and gently on the phone, a huge debris awaits him. I have no desire or time to hide with someone unnecessary and unknown to me! I’ll ask in a second “who are you, man, and what do you need?” and to all kinds of stupid attempts to “intrigue” the answer will be sharp, and possibly obscene. Because I’m not sitting at home on the couch and I’m not a fool, unlike a young shalope. I have a pot in my hands, a knife, a puddle... And I, on the contrary, will consider him not a foolish guy, but a finite fool. I will try to convince my daughter.

An honest answer to everything:

I am upset by your opinion. I’m not going to tell you anything, because you’re also going to have it on you.

I hope that the girls don’t take this beetle about borscht seriously, because the man needs second dishes with meat!
Man, I don't know what you ate there instead of borsch, but in my borsch there is always meat! and :)

In the repair room:
If I cut my finger, I’ll just glue it with a patch instead of calling an ambulance.
If I am heavily, before arterial bleeding, I will cut my arm - I will apply a burn and then call an ambulance.
If I have appendicitis, I will go to the doctor instead of doing the operation myself.
As well as repair. The burning lamp and the flowing crane I change myself. But to tint walls, to turn off electricity, to put tiles in the bathroom and parquet on the floor - I will hire specially trained people. Because it will eventually cost cheaper than doing it yourself (taking into account the time spent, the purchased tool, the dull materials and the subsequent removal of various cracks).

Oh is. And my mother interrogates me: "Do you cook soups of mouth every day? But now we are talking to you, and your husband is still unfed! How to heat the potatoes or cook the peelings? It is unthinkable! He will leave you!"
I breathe, hold my shoulders. How to explain to a man that I don’t want my husband to have a dozen varieties of salt as my father made his mouth too hot! I wanted a potato yesterday, but I don’t want it today. And in general, I wanted tubes with condensation, and they with cream!"
My husband loves to eat everything I cook, sometimes cooking and feeding me. And yes, neither my mom nor my housewife ever worked a full shift, mom even at two sometimes.
And if the husband goes to the one that the borsches cook every day. He is better off with me than with me.

Try to imagine a family where they earn a lot and all the household tasks are done by employees. Who is the wife in this marriage? Or a well-known young actress you love who earns a lot and married. I don’t think she runs a household. She is an ideal for you.
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Do you really think that a husband/wife is a set of economic functions? Are you there spouses by resume what do you choose? Zinc is better cooking, but scary, the male wants a shirt, but always agree to fuck, although stupid. Which of these two idiots would you choose? Are you really choosing that way? and ppc. If so, are you complaining afterwards? Coincidence with the summary?

News of Science

Scientists dispeled the myth about the attractiveness of big dude for babouins

- Hearing "Allo" (the voice of my mother), say "Hello, little"
Shake for a long time, intensely using affectionate words, not addressing by name.
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Interesting moms you met. Go to Shallow! Or did you just not give them a word to put in, shaking for a long time? It is good to play with your sister on the phone. Few people raised the phone. It is best to play with your grandmother, of course. The main thing here is not to stumble on a minor brother with an unbreakable voice. You are harder there.

Question of the IT Director to the IT developer in the work correspondence:
What does “as far as I know” mean? Does the object not work as planned?

Answer from the IT developer:
That means there are things I know they don’t work as they should. But that doesn’t mean that the things I know are working wrong are all things that are working wrong. It is possible that there are other things that work wrong, but I don’t know about them. I just try to avoid categorical statements that there is only one problem left, because. It may not be so.

There is a dispute about which troops the centaurs could serve.
Jamato: What to discuss? If there was a separate rider on it - cavalry. If I did not, I was a infantry. If a haubice was attached to it - armored tanks.

You are not sick. You need a shepherd, but I don’t have a shepherd.

Som has been partisan in the water since 1940 :) and helped the partisans destroy the fascist ugliness.
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The fish fought and tried. And they’re on him with a knife (there’s no monument to help. Eeh, the fishing

You are personally ready to conduct an early instruction so that by the age of fourteen, the daughter does not only know in principle...
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On the abortion at 12-13 come, so the conversation already at 14 can be like a joke:

Have you talked to my daughter about sex?
Yes, and I learned a lot of new!

19 of April. The crush. I got out of the house in the morning to work, two ducks flew, I think back to the south.

xxx: I8R8IK6FAT1 :) Even the idishnikov generator thinks I’m fat.
xxx: :D id="I8RC3NG0AT1" Now he thinks I’m a goat ))

One day we spoke on a candy table, before us a girl with a report. She finished telling, the time asked questions, the predeceiver asks something inexplicably, we do not hear, she, apparently, too, but makes a thoughtful face and seconds after three says: “Yes!”
It was!! to

if he does not want something in the house to do himself (just read instructions from the Internet with what is at hand), and pays someone money for quality work - he is a brainless fool.
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I disagree. There is work that no specialist can do properly. Put the laminate, twist the rosette, etc. There is one you are without the necessary skills and tools fucking when you do without disproportionate waste of time, effort and nerves. For example, I hired a man to put tiles in the bathroom. Everything was done quickly (2 days) and qualitatively, and a friend does not want to pay and does the same job for 3 years and all this time in the bathroom shit.

Viruses multiply by replication of their DNA (or reverse transcription with their RNA with subsequent embedding of viral DNA into the DNA of the host cell and synthesis of viral RNA from this matrix). To suggest that these processes can take place EXCLUSIVely in a living cell?

Don't spoil with your rationality the bright image of the zombie apocalypse.

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