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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140744
 22.04.2017
"As you know, only the most talented musicians and artists work as teachers"

It was offensive now. Yes, let me not be the best artist in the world, but I can explain and talk well with children. And that’s why I work as a teacher, not because they didn’t go anywhere else.
P.S For those interested: there was experience working in both RA and mobile applications.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140743
 22.04.2017
Mlia, parents... daughter with a necklace, son with a hammer and a lock...
I understand that every word of your grandchildren is supergenial and invaluable to you, but the teeth are reduced from it. This is not your GJ and not your momkin forum, filter.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №140742
 22.04.2017
Do you see horror in your headphones? I will give you a foot.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140741
 22.04.2017
Flenegan is beautiful! Oh, I would have such a mentor, and I would be crazyly happy... and Berns-Lee! and Meyer!
Someone sees Brad Pitt in dreams, and Katya is Meyer :)
Why do we need Brad Pitt? What can he tell me about CSS?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140740
 22.04.2017
She: Hi, you can imagine, my hard work has not gone unnoticed for the boss. I was raised by $200!
He is: i. All this time you were not paid and you did part of the work for free?
She :...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №140739
 22.04.2017
The cup has run. A successful person can make high adaptability, the ability to quickly analyze the situation and take reasonable risks. Well, and low moral foundations to be able to compete peacefully with others. And workaholism often leads to chronic diseases, and nothing more.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140738
 22.04.2017
The Ampera Forum:
Two resistors are placed as close as possible to the fork and away from the main circuit so that when a person is included in the circuit it does not kill the current.
YYY: Why should a man be killed by electricity? Will he hold the scheme with his naked hands?
This is called non-compliance or not knowledge of safety techniques when working with electrical equipment.
xxx: You can call it anyway, but I have seen people on the forum after the question about 220V no longer appear.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140737
 22.04.2017
I go to the dentist and find that my aunt is not in the spirit. Kirkorov with a pink cough. Without clarifying allergic reactions, underlying diseases, pressure, etc. - some kind of anesthetic is dullly inserted. In the middle of the process, the throat is sharply crushed and dried, a feeling as if the glass was pressed. Attempts to explain what I was worse came across with blinking in the eyes, choking, and advice to treat the nerves. I endure for a while, but when I begin to squeeze like a steam car, my aunt irritatedly throws the tools:
Are you asthmatic?! to
Yes, in the last session you recorded it on the map.
Do it without anesthesia.
No 0 will be. I disagree with less than 1.5-2 doses at all, the last time we discussed everything again, and everything went well.
- Well, quickly sat down, opened my mouth, otherwise I will not say anything to you right now. One ampoule is enough, and about these yours "I find it hard to breathe" to a psychiatrist
0 0 What?? to
Oh yeah yes! gone from here!
In a deep hike, I go out to the reception to rewrite the date of the session, and I learn that my aunt has resigned today. Question: Was it nahua to take a customer in distracted feelings?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140736
 22.04.2017
In various regions of our wonderful country there are some of their own, local names of familiar things. Thus, a bowl of bread in the Volga is sometimes called a saika, and the long-distance drivers of remote regions of the landlords call the impenetrable bows.
But only Peter’s parade fights."

The scales. and shrimp with shrimp. Especially the shell.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140735
 22.04.2017
He gave his wife to appreciate porn in virtual reality glasses.
On the question "how?" I replied that the model's shoes liked.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140734
 22.04.2017
The xxx:
My life reminds me of a book.

Urphin Jus and his wooden soldiers

YYYY :
Do you have a magic powder?

The xxx:
Agha

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140733
 22.04.2017
It depends on what our goal is. If it is necessary for the dog on the podium to be hanged with a maximum of medals to win the Olympics, the first violin and all that - then yes, forcibly, through tears, maximum training, no rest. Either it will fall, or it will fall. If the goal is a healthy psyche, then let the child choose. But you can’t wait for the medal.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140732
 22.04.2017
When will the Motherland finally invite us all to the table?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №140731
 22.04.2017
...better to add a bunch of radio elements and what thread to collect, for example, the radio...

Are you a bit of anxious to advise that? The man needs real help, and you... He clearly wrote that the transistor has the feet bite, what radio?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140730
 22.04.2017
"There is no sulfur in sulfur ether".

Landmark aldehyde is not an aldehyde and is not contained in potatoes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140729
 22.04.2017
We train the future time in Hindi lesson - the student answers questions about the future.
Question: "Where are you going tomorrow?"
Student: Tomorrow I will go to the museum.
I: What a wonderful idea!
Student: I work there :/

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140728
 22.04.2017
Absolutely unexpectedly, they found out that the son at the age of three learned to open the lock at the front door. The husband held an explanatory conversation about not opening the door to strangers, etc. A few days later we play, he closes in the room, I knock.Son from the door:Who is there?
I am: open it up! The police.
I have no acquaintances in the police. The stranger told me not to open.

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