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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64500
 22.05.2012
xxxh on TV3 interview gives therapist Alexander Mogyla :))
Would you cure the bacteria?))

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64499
 22.05.2012
My girlfriend’s desire to go through the assassin’s creed was so high that the lack of a mouse didn’t bother her.
has passed. in the tacchepad. with two hands. And the foot. Sometimes with the nose.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64498
 22.05.2012
Comments on Pornography:

XXX: Once Again
You want to work without putting your ass on.
Zzz: Could she have entered the mortgage?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64497
 22.05.2012
From 2h:
- Listen, please explain what is "okda".
Okay yes?
Why then do these idiots write it without a gap and signs of interruption?
Cold to Yakuza

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64496
 22.05.2012
In the morning in the bathroom of the army. From the cabin a ringtone of the phone with a lively chanson "smelled in the spring...". from the neighboring cabin, a dull, dull voice:"I’t say..."

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64495
 22.05.2012
xxx is crazy
xxx: here on the key was some big black incomprehensible whistleblower
I was scared and cried like a beaten prostitute.
After a couple of minutes, the spirit gathered, took a towel and beat this creature.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64494
 22.05.2012
What a thing! To see the beautiful erotic photos of the guys, I, the girl, had to register on the gay site!

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