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[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98272
 22.05.2014


19 May 2014 at 23:24
Two days tomorrow at the same time?
Zero readiness for both?
Half eighteenth night?
THE TIME TO SEE THE CINEMA OR LOVE LISTING THE NIGHTS DON’T DOWN ONE THE NEW SERIES OF GAMES PRISTOLAF WAS OUT TO WITH US WITH THE NIGHTS FINALLY DON’T DON’T DOWN THE DRINK

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98271
 22.05.2014
Forum of programmers:

xxx:"Hello to all the active participants of this forum. Please help complete the task in AutoCAD 2007."
ууу:"Well, programmers now also have to draw bullshit... And whose eyebrow with the onion to burn? Don’t be afraid, we live in lights and fulfill three wishes.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I just can’t make a wave line"


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98270
 22.05.2014
Nothing is as intriguing for a lonely girl as a sms at 11 a.m. from an unknown number with the text "Hello".

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №98269
 22.05.2014
to this:
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Do you wear socks / socks with sandals / bosons, evening dresses with winter boots, smokings with boots...
< further multibook>
— — — —
Robert Downey Jr. is constantly wearing smokings and other classic costumes with shoes. Thousands of hamsters consider him an icon of style.

I would just like to note that even in those layers of society where it is customary to wear classical costumes still applies the rule "if you really want, you can". The notion of norm, the notion of elegance, the notion of how to dress in society and society itself are changing.
And so far it all reminds of the discussion of the 20th century kind: "How is it possible - a woman in pants!111 - But they are even more comfortable riding a bike, retrograde!"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98268
 22.05.2014
Nguyen: The Russians (in the broad sense of the word) are fictionally similar to the Jews, only they monetize their fiction, and the Russians are not.

CrazyFly0: well) a niqab like this, when the Russian can, he will also monetize

Janus: Russian can always, the problem is whether they want it or not

Tangar: The problem is that when a Russian wants to call him a Jew

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98267
 22.05.2014
Comments on PornLab:

varpass_vl: Uzbek is some
13thraven: I'm not going to be like that
Sla666: It looks like this, I’m already crawling.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98266
 22.05.2014
How is? How does your logic get to the point that you fall into wild extremes, transferring your cynicism to absolutely inappropriate comparisons? Fuck, I don’t hurt in the entrance, but I wear big shoes in the summer (stiles or, at a bad end, hooks), and I hide as someone looks at me. I am so comfortable. And to questions like "you don’t bother such shoes" I just don’t respond. Why are you shifting your comfort zone to really inappropriate things? Tip, today he wears socks with sandals, tomorrow in the entrances, after tomorrow - he will sell the homeland, right?

Because this is the logic of the soldier, it is like this:
The point is not that you lack a button, but to get you in order. Today you don’t sew the button, and so you start to lordry. Tomorrow you will find it difficult to disassemble and clean the rifle, after tomorrow you will forget in some tractor your stick and finally fall asleep at the post.


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