to this:
Hello to the cats)
and Chuck :?? to
KostjeN: Sorry I made a mistake through the window
Which girl did you write to?
KostjeN: no fucking cat taught the aska to use
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He is so... with Chuck.
Alice (12:22:42 21/05/2010)
? to I would like to meet a man who smells of sea and sun, with cool salt lips and a warm breath stuck in my hair. Who knows how to dive and swim beyond the horizon, understands what dolphins are talking about and can read my thoughts.
Aleksander (13:35:28 21/05/2010)
I know his name and how to find him.
Aleksander (13:38:42 21/05/2010)
His name is Ichthyander, and you can call him this way:
You come to the store, get the cheapest bottle of vodka and cheese "Friendship". You go home, drink the whole bottle through force, smell the cheese, which will be the catalyst of the reaction, (the main thing is to run to the altar of the ichthyandra call), and accordingly call the ichthyandra. There is a 50/50 probability that it will appear.
HHH
I give myself into good hands. I eat little and sleep standing.
WOWU
by Sobchak? O_O
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Tagged with "Classmates"
This is why there are all sorts of images: "snow queen","princess", "musa","sunnychka",but there are no: "fat creature","strenuous bitch" and "sack on the head"?
The "10" rating would not hurt either.
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YYY: In order to come up with this way to escape from work...
Say the cat is giving birth.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: I need to help you.
Workers on the street are doing something.
I hear a cell phone ringing out the window. Man "Allo... I listen to you...Allo! I listen to you! Allow me! by ALLO! Oh shit, this is a calculator!"
of Novosibirsk. 20 May. Temperature of 0 degrees.
Scientists in Novosibirsk are not inclined to share the fears of their Western counterparts about rapid global warming.
xxx: "You have hurt you, the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell?"
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Now the full version:
As you know, the bonbons are good, the bonbons are full of kindness. If you want to be good, you just have to call Bob. Just think, brother, you will be in your ears. If you are good without a bobber, you are a bobber in your soul.
by Bitoniau:
I went to lunch and met a well-known volley player. Standing up and talking. Suddenly, my interlocutor technically jumps up and rejects something with his hands stretched over his head. Following the trajectory of the flight "sniper" I find a flogged pigeon who comes to himself on the sidewalk.
The reflexes! The athlete is embarrassed. and :)
EN: Yes, by the way, do you know that finishes really don’t like darkness and loneliness? Sometimes you go into the kitchen at night, drink water, and they are poor people gathered in circles on the floor and cry... comfort each other... and cry again.
They laugh when the lights are turned on.
You stretch your palm, they jump on it and dance, songs sing, chorders lead again.
When they are tired, they go to bed and fall asleep.
EN: And here you bring these sleeping ends to your bed, you sleep with them, and in the morning you find their dead bodies crushed by you in your sleep.
MN: Get rid of a?
And this is the star of death on it working guests from the middle galaxy.
Rabsan and Jamsut
• Heavy breathing. The sound of moving doors. One is shaking and stuck. Darth Vader is included
What did the fools do here? Have you painted a naked leu on the emperor's chair? * Heavy breathing
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The Club of Romance! Hi to!
Girl, could you help me?
Dogdeath: Can hormones cause a zombie effect?
ATDP: Massively do lobotomy, but this is how they also inject aggression...
Medieval: Give all the shoes by 3 sizes smaller :D
(After the defense of the diploma)
Stalin (15:27:00 21/05/2010)
I did it!
Zver_sky (15:27:05 21/05/2010)
and my kids!! :D
Nathaniel (15:33:55 21/05/2010)
You are funny. And I yesterday told this speech to my dog so many times that she began to respond to 'Dear Chairman of the state certification commission'
The History of Mirrors
In Chinese tradition, the mirror was considered to drive out evil, because evil, which looks into the mirror and sees its ugliness, embraces horror.
Melting... I am evil...
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A friend of mine has a status:
Silently falling snow
I look silently in the window.
Today is warm spring!
The Siberian hockey player))
On the door of one of the nightclubs recently saw a advertisement poster:
"Women get a sixth liter of vodka for free".
to this:
I mean, I have never taken bribes, I live honestly for a salary and not at all like in "Our Rush".
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God created China. The rest were done by the Chinese.