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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30386
 22.05.2010
to this:

Hello to the cats)
and Chuck :?? to
KostjeN: Sorry I made a mistake through the window
Which girl did you write to?
KostjeN: no fucking cat taught the aska to use

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He is so... with Chuck.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30385
 22.05.2010
Alice (12:22:42 21/05/2010)
? to I would like to meet a man who smells of sea and sun, with cool salt lips and a warm breath stuck in my hair. Who knows how to dive and swim beyond the horizon, understands what dolphins are talking about and can read my thoughts.
Aleksander (13:35:28 21/05/2010)
I know his name and how to find him.
Aleksander (13:38:42 21/05/2010)
His name is Ichthyander, and you can call him this way:
You come to the store, get the cheapest bottle of vodka and cheese "Friendship". You go home, drink the whole bottle through force, smell the cheese, which will be the catalyst of the reaction, (the main thing is to run to the altar of the ichthyandra call), and accordingly call the ichthyandra. There is a 50/50 probability that it will appear.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №30384
 22.05.2010
HHH
I give myself into good hands. I eat little and sleep standing.
WOWU
by Sobchak? O_O

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30383
 22.05.2010
Tagged with "Classmates"

This is why there are all sorts of images: "snow queen","princess", "musa","sunnychka",but there are no: "fat creature","strenuous bitch" and "sack on the head"?

The "10" rating would not hurt either.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30382
 22.05.2010
YYY: In order to come up with this way to escape from work...
Say the cat is giving birth.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: I need to help you.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №30381
 22.05.2010
Workers on the street are doing something.
I hear a cell phone ringing out the window. Man "Allo... I listen to you...Allo! I listen to you! Allow me! by ALLO! Oh shit, this is a calculator!"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30380
 22.05.2010
of Novosibirsk. 20 May. Temperature of 0 degrees.
Scientists in Novosibirsk are not inclined to share the fears of their Western counterparts about rapid global warming.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30379
 22.05.2010
xxx: "You have hurt you, the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell?"

[ + 92 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30378
 22.05.2010
Now the full version:

As you know, the bonbons are good, the bonbons are full of kindness. If you want to be good, you just have to call Bob. Just think, brother, you will be in your ears. If you are good without a bobber, you are a bobber in your soul.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №30377
 22.05.2010
by Bitoniau:
I went to lunch and met a well-known volley player. Standing up and talking. Suddenly, my interlocutor technically jumps up and rejects something with his hands stretched over his head. Following the trajectory of the flight "sniper" I find a flogged pigeon who comes to himself on the sidewalk.
The reflexes! The athlete is embarrassed. and :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №30376
 22.05.2010
EN: Yes, by the way, do you know that finishes really don’t like darkness and loneliness? Sometimes you go into the kitchen at night, drink water, and they are poor people gathered in circles on the floor and cry... comfort each other... and cry again.
They laugh when the lights are turned on.
You stretch your palm, they jump on it and dance, songs sing, chorders lead again.
When they are tired, they go to bed and fall asleep.
EN: And here you bring these sleeping ends to your bed, you sleep with them, and in the morning you find their dead bodies crushed by you in your sleep.
MN: Get rid of a?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30375
 22.05.2010
And this is the star of death on it working guests from the middle galaxy.
Rabsan and Jamsut

• Heavy breathing. The sound of moving doors. One is shaking and stuck. Darth Vader is included
What did the fools do here? Have you painted a naked leu on the emperor's chair? * Heavy breathing

[ + 60 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30374
 22.05.2010
The Club of Romance! Hi to!
Girl, could you help me?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №30373
 22.05.2010
Dogdeath: Can hormones cause a zombie effect?
ATDP: Massively do lobotomy, but this is how they also inject aggression...
Medieval: Give all the shoes by 3 sizes smaller :D

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №30372
 22.05.2010
(After the defense of the diploma)
Stalin (15:27:00 21/05/2010)
I did it!

Zver_sky (15:27:05 21/05/2010)
and my kids!! :D

Nathaniel (15:33:55 21/05/2010)
You are funny. And I yesterday told this speech to my dog so many times that she began to respond to 'Dear Chairman of the state certification commission'

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №30371
 22.05.2010
The History of Mirrors
In Chinese tradition, the mirror was considered to drive out evil, because evil, which looks into the mirror and sees its ugliness, embraces horror.
Melting... I am evil...

[ + 63 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30370
 22.05.2010
A friend of mine has a status:
Silently falling snow
I look silently in the window.
Today is warm spring!

The Siberian hockey player))

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №30369
 22.05.2010
On the door of one of the nightclubs recently saw a advertisement poster:
"Women get a sixth liter of vodka for free".

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №30368
 22.05.2010
to this:
I mean, I have never taken bribes, I live honestly for a salary and not at all like in "Our Rush".
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Click on "Awesome"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №30367
 22.05.2010
God created China. The rest were done by the Chinese.

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