xxx: And I am funny to hear that space science is useless, especially from those people who consider marketing and public relations to be useful sciences.

Everyone probably has a colleague who is late to work every day, justifying that today such traffic jams, such traffic jams, have never been!

In general, this colleague fell an unclosed backpack, and a time management book fell out of it. It was uncomfortable to laugh and not to laugh.

How much do you know about "ambulance"? First I wanted to get into the shit. And then I thought - well he, these local "sick"...they know everything better.

I have now "MasterCard" Previously "VisaElectronic" was - the retreat is complete.

Wow: And I have a Visa Gold, somehow got the stock. Believe the Good! You are fantastic!

Zzz: And I have a Spanish-language map of Latvia, issued and bought in Berlin. This is really fantasy.

xxx: I remembered an old fairy tale about how a server landscape was arranged in one company.

A pair of servers with key indicators were deployed in the old VAZ-2104.
The inspection arrived, the prepared fighter cut the wires and departed in the woods through a black course.

What nonsense, the river Dnieper and the city also Dnieper, as possible - the residents of Moscow are sincerely outraged.

I am listed on the labour market. The nonsense is complete. So now, after taking into consideration the law on the unemployment tax, the salaries of the proposed vacancies have decreased by 25-30%.
A country of foolish idiots.and (

The youth
For unnoticed progress, your smartphone is taken, your card is taken.

A few years ago, the story was like this: on a porn site like the hackers installed a program that when you log in to the site enables your webcam and everything is filmed and the video is sent to the host of the program. I turned off the camera from the comp and didn’t turn it on.

I don’t have a smaragd.

The secret of a good mood of a woman is properly selected antidepressants!

The best antidepressant is a skilled lover :)

xoxol: you need to gradually remove a variety of people that will be smaller, and at the same time eat more uniformly.

igori-san: They have already grown - the Chinese are called :) A very successful variety.

"After arriving in Sheremetyevo 20 minutes before departure, I was going to calmly hand over my bags and take a duty-free walk. And I was told that the registration was completed and did not get on the plane. As a result, I was sent the next day, and the entire day of paid stay in Amsterdam disappeared. I think my delay was the result of your manager’s uncertainty. When she asked to come 2.5 hours before departure, I decided it was a normal female reinsurance. I’m sure a real professional would convince me. Therefore, I demand the return of the value of the day lost due to the low qualification of your company’s managers.”

Ohhhh if it were! Cucumbers are delicious...
WOW: Ah, I remember after Harry Potter, my son asked for turmeric juice. Somewhere the woman made an enthous juice. The son tried, and sat with disappointment in his eyes, showing in all sight that he was greatly deceived.

Let the salary be heard.
Let the salary come.
May the salary find me!
This is not the case in the world:
Even the packages in the package ended!

“My trip to Venice was unsuccessful. Probably the day before it rained, and all the streets were filled with water. Apparently, your managers aren’t even listening to the weather forecast because I wasn’t warned in advance.”

A private house. Through the suspension of the tile, mice run loudly. They laughed when they presented a stretch ceiling in the place of a gips-carton...

A third of the world’s mentally ill people live in China and India.
I was also surprised: China and India make up a third of the world’s population.

The profession of a pilot has ceased to be heroic since the time when the toilet appeared in the plane.

Are you careful?
I have been using Ipad for the fifth year.

Are you sure you work for those 70700 rubles?

I assure you, if I get 50 dollars on my hands, my employer has an income of 150, not less.

IOsov> Why did your director Vanya then escape from Saratov?
D.Levchen> From the journalists of the editorial office.He was given their salary for six months to distribute.In the evening, the money is not given, he went to his gay club with lemon, ate something, went to bed with his lover, at the very moment he had diarrhea.The lover was angry and took the lemon.
IOsov> Now I know what it means to "spend a million".