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[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49219
 22.06.2011
Every year, about 4,000 people are damaged by tea bags.
I will try to introduce
Yes, you’ll get it, yes
You put it in a bowl, yes.
Brandon Heat: and he has you so HU*K from the windshield in the breath

[ + 80 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49218
 22.06.2011
The medusa Tripedalia cystophora has no brain, but has an impressive optical apparatus – a total of 24 eyes.
The comments:
Why does it have eyes if it has no brain?
YYY: Brainless to look back.
ZZZ: It’s stupid on the sides.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49217
 22.06.2011
We will be three developers.
xxx:1 experienced and two of us
yyy: preferably 1 experienced and 2 experimental

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №49216
 22.06.2011
I set up and install Windows, Linux. I install packages of software=) I work for ebu=)
Tag: for food
I agree with you too XD

c) FiZiKiZb

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49215
 22.06.2011
Zzz: Yesterday I broke the worm.
zzz:driving through the semi-empty parking lot of the supermarket, saw in front of it a small wreck of sand and garbage, 2 meters in diameter...And instead of riding around, cynically scattered it.
Zzzz: I am still worried.
Zzzz: It was very small =(

Nera

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №49214
 22.06.2011
tw2fan: what was killed in Russia before?
Quasome and Mongol Tatars

[ + 118 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49213
 22.06.2011
I urgently need a girlfriend.
so that she can come to me.
Eat a cake, pellet or coconut, roll with me on the balcony, discuss my girlfriends, my boys.
so that I can always honestly tell her whether it is worth losing weight or not. To give good advice.
so that you can make a whiskey with collie with it, and then do all kinds of nonsense.
And then take and marry her, and live long and happy.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №49212
 22.06.2011
She: Lovely I want free relationships
I agree I love you =*
It is true! 😉! to
You are a free fool!!! to

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №49211
 22.06.2011
Question: How to use Mr. Proper to be fun?

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49210
 22.06.2011
I generally love animals. Someone loves cats there, or dogs, and I love them all without a difference. I just don’t like people. I am tired, the fool. They wear and run, they are aggressive.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49209
 22.06.2011
The question to Chuvak, whom the girl drank with beer, catalyzed, paid everywhere by SAMA, who thought: “Where did they fuck me?”

Did you not get your house?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49208
 22.06.2011
Dialogue in bed:
You don’t react to a kiss, I don’t know what to do anymore.
- Take off your shorts and run with the screams "Ya crude"
Will it awaken you?? to
No, but at least fun.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49207
 22.06.2011
I am hard to kill, easy to kill, and impossible to kill.

The Schrödinger cat.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №49206
 22.06.2011
The xxx:
Ivan was bathing today.

YYYY :
And how? He liked it?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49205
 22.06.2011
Announcement: Club of sexually concerned lazy people will buy oxen" (SS)

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49204
 22.06.2011
The United Nations Global Commission has concluded that the legalization of drugs worldwide and the cessation of criminal prosecution of drug addicts will be more effective.

The committee consists of Kofi Annan and the former presidents of Mexico, Colombia and Brazil.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49203
 22.06.2011
I will go to the nearest zoo shop. The seller advises someone by phone:
- Your cat does not have a long hair gene, so you need to find a cat with such a gene... just keep in mind that your cat is cluby, with documents and genealogy and she will not want to pair with a normal cat without documents...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №49202
 22.06.2011
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven

On January 23, 1991, the KLSK FM radio station in Albuquerque, New Mexico changed its format to classic rock. In connection with the change of orientation, DJ John Sebastian decided to mark this by playing "The Staircase to Heaven" for 24 hours. It sounded more than 200 times, causing hundreds of angry calls and letters. The police came twice: the first time because the listener thought the DJ had a heart attack, and the second time (the case was immediately after the Gulf War) because they thought the radio station was seized by terrorists sent by the fan of Led Zeppelin, Saddam Hussein. The strangest thing is that a lot of people didn’t switch to another station, deciding to know when it would end.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №49201
 22.06.2011
In Spain, there is such a tradition: after the birth of a child, a boiler of boiling water is poured out on a bustling street, which will be said below, so it will be called. Therefore, they are called - Julio, Pedro, Conchita.
YYY : :D
YYY: We would have been much more interesting.
YYY: If my uncle was going from yesterday’s badong and there was such a slander...there would be one page name for five.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49200
 22.06.2011
Among the new elite of the country the most decent - elite prostitutes.

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