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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №142389
 22.06.2017
Marikosama
Moreover, I had a cat. The queen had a special relationship with food. She did not love her. The word entirely. None of. In order for her to eat anything, it was necessary to catch her, and grab the first piece in her mouth, while she was moaning and scratching. Well, after the first piece of something tried, I started eating. Nothing hurt, the veterinarian made the only diagnosis. which was later confirmed. But she was beautiful.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142388
 22.06.2017
Reviews of Arbalet:

shoot in the manual on Windows)) c 6 - 7 meters broke to 550 pages. from 17 -19 meters almost to 300 pages.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142387
 22.06.2017
xxx: you could choose the subject area such: Development of the system of selection of the best condoms
XXX: LOL
YYY: How do you prove that this problem is worth writing a whole program?
The quality of the condom depends on my way of life.
xxx: Maybe then, because of the poor quality of the condom, my life path and started
xxx: and given the situation with HIV in Russia, for the same reason it may end
XXX: I have almost written an introduction

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142386
 22.06.2017
"Part to foot".

Report of the Kyrgyz customs officer on the complete inspection of the one-legged pirate.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142385
 22.06.2017
Why is it possible to make more or less a bank from the Sberbank, and the post of Russia can not make normal mail?
BBB: The post office of Russia makes an unusual bank instead.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142384
 22.06.2017
It’s already half summer, and I’ve only been swimming once this year.
19 January...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №142383
 22.06.2017
I was driving to work in the trail, the boy came in, I noticed him at the stop, and he stood next to me, O God! He was so beautiful, he was so wicked, right here! I then turned around and thought, well, it just seemed like he was pretty, I turned around, and he was even more beautiful!

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