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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №65978
 22.06.2012
Dumb and foolish advertisers.
It is not "laike" but "laike"!

Inhabitants of the Far North.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65977
 22.06.2012
From the discussion of the film "Abraham Lincoln the Vampire Hunter":
It is difficult to find in our history a figure of a politician to whom the overwhelming majority without fear and discussions would give an oxytocin call.

In vain you are so. Ivan the Terrible, for example, would be perfectly suited, he would know where the best place for vampires to put in.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65976
 22.06.2012
I probably love my city for the patience of the sellers.
I stand in the store "East" in line for a half-pound of Water. on the showcase the inscription on the sheet a4 with the mark "There is no quinoa!" Suitable guy reads the inscription and asks "-And what quinoa is not?" The seller silently takes the sheet with the inscription turns and writes with the mark "There is no quinoa at all!" and hangs back. As I left, I heard the question with a woman’s voice "- What is quasa not at all?" The curtain!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65975
 22.06.2012
XXXX: Hi Sirotka!
Don’t call me a serpent, I’ve talked about it before.
XX: I don’t understand why?
UUU: Because, b..t, a bracelet is when a lot of people go out in the field, take off their pants and crash. And I am Sergei.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65974
 22.06.2012
from the Hubble, comments to the article about the gigapixel camera

Why the photo h/b?

It’s not a picture like that, it’s the world like that... after the blast.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65973
 22.06.2012
Commentary on the photo:
I’d say something, but I’m afraid you’ll understand it yourself. 😉
Be afraid, I understand

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65972
 22.06.2012
Today Kurt Cobain, leader of Led Zeppelin, is 50 years old.
YYY: It’s a pity that Michael Jackson left them, he was a good drummer

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65971
 22.06.2012
Guild chat in WoW

Cocktail enters the game world.
Nicole is out of the game world.
[Graywarrior]: Cocaine, Nicotine, and Alcoholics are not in the guild?
She was amused.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65970
 22.06.2012
All my life I did not think about age, I understood that I became a starper when discussing a 28-year-old girl with a friend asked him a question, and fuck you this little girl.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65969
 22.06.2012
Lower towns continue to burn over the law on rallies:

Notification of public event.
Form: Bus No. 3 "Go home, it’s time to go home! andquot;
Estimated number of participants: 30 people.
Go home with friends and unfamiliar passengers.

Please place the metal detectors at the stop in advance to prevent evacuations.
I also ask for additional OMON forces to prevent people from entering bus No. 3 after that. There will be 30 people.

Probably the meeting will be uncoordinated again :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65968
 22.06.2012
Snowman
If you’re doing bad things, I’ll watch movies with Pepper.
Vanya
Are there any of them?!
Snowman
I see chess.
Filmography
2012 People in Black 3 Playing Himself
Vanya
I will not look at people in black.
Snowman
I watched it, but I don’t remember it there.
Per the alien is a ugly guy.
or sludge

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65967
 22.06.2012
Roosevelt 0:48
You need to keep yourself in shape.
Roasted 0:49
At least in what
L!NK$ 0:49
I keep myself in the form of a ball.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65966
 22.06.2012
The U.S. is going to attack the Sun if the nuclear reactions do not stop there.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №65965
 22.06.2012
Oleg
Please offer something to listen when time comes.
by 19:31:01

Nicholas
You are who you are.
by 19:32:19

Oleg
If you can’t, I’ll introduce myself.
I am a guy for 20 years. Right radical, in the subculture of the Goth, in the sign of the Zadiak deva.
I play with keys, fight with throwing knives, program.
by 19:38:16

Nicholas
You are normal boy.
by 19:38:39
What to say

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65964
 22.06.2012
Unfortunately, he played Arshavin.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65963
 22.06.2012
Which posture do you like in sex?? to
This is a secret covered in darkness!! to
I mean, I am a cancer 😉

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65962
 22.06.2012
My new job - how can I judge after three days? I know nothing, I know nothing! There is no heat, there is no place to sit.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65961
 22.06.2012
>>>...he met on the way a man with a huge dog chao-chao...

Chao Chao is a very friendly Italian dog.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65960
 22.06.2012
The C Forum:
I need 3 litre pots... I borrowed 13 balloons from a neighbor, now I need to give them. Maybe who doesn’t know where to put them... I can take them... The child has grown up, it’s time for conservation.
YYYY: Do you let your kids conserve?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65959
 22.06.2012
Xapac_2: All initiatives that collect 100,000 authorized signatures on the Internet will be considered by the federal parliament.

Hefest: It seems to me that the parliament will first have to consider proposals to lick the rosette, drink poison and move to Bobruisk

Rie: You mean the bills "On Ensuring the Energy Supply of End Consumers", "On Strengthening the Control of the Circulation of Potent Drugs" and "On the Transfer of the Capital of the Russian Federation"? and :-)

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