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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №158232
 22.06.2022
After viewing "The Runner on the Leather 2049"

I fell in love with Ryan Gosling. Noou was not in love with Pidorsky, but as an Actor.



YYY: Yes, even if it’s a pedicure. Who will judge you is Ryan Gosling.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №158231
 22.06.2022
Can I go to your toilet?

We have water counters.

I will not wash!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №158230
 22.06.2022
If someone is busy talking or doing something, you can stretch out his hand and he will give everything he holds right now. I did so with my sister, and she gave me the car keys and then thought I had lost them somewhere in the store.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158229
 22.06.2022
I am not a drunk!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №158228
 22.06.2022
Wedding in Jewish. I am with my wife. A wedding according to "Jewish" canons, these tables are separate for 6 guests, and not the usual arrangement with the letter "Pe".
As it turned out, at our table there were the same "related" souls that did not like the bride. And our table in the furthest corner, near the exit.
And here we are sitting, three couples of strangers, and on the table only a bakery. Well, there is a celebration on the stage, the engine, and we have the Zapolarje, as you understand.
We talked, we met...
Well, we called the waitress, opened the envelopes and with the slogan - for all!!! They pissed. I gave empty envelopes.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №158227
 22.06.2022
Zelensky was a clown and became president.
Medvedev was president.

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