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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18410
 22.07.2009
Once in the subway, on Sunday, in the morning (not so early) entered the car at the second stop, and from the final was a police officer in the rank of a captain, and, in general, he was drunk until he was completely lying. But in shape, and his cap fell on the floor and rolled up. Well, I put a little bit of clothes and 10p in it. And after several stops, a crowd of bourgeois tourists crashed into the car and saw, as in Moscow, in the subway, the representatives of the force structures begging... Fuck, caroche, as I remember the expression of their faces, I really want to apologize to the menta. The people!! I didn’t think it would come out like that!!! Sorry to!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18409
 22.07.2009
Social Survey: "Imagine that the Internet is gone — entirely. What do you feel about it?"
Question: "Eye... well a double feeling... well imagine that you are a drug addict, and you have your drag dealer shot in front of your eyes..."

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №18408
 22.07.2009
He: I sit with the dentist in a chair, falling on the back of the shoulder, the tooth is very young. In general, I have already relaxed from the injection of anesthesia and then he cleverly jokes: did you not think about what feelings a girl makes? And the scarf is shaking!! mla, I wanted to remove, and if it wasn't a boron-machine, then Dohtur't have time to explain that I was joking, and I would still walk with flux((
What about the name Doherty? Which Dentistry?
Does the tooth hurt?
She: No...
Meaning of Yes

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18407
 22.07.2009
Somewhere in myth
X: I won’t buy hotdogs today.
Y: And why then?
X: They are so harmful... I watched the show yesterday – harmful, there is no strength... Cholesterol is raised and all that. I will not buy today.
Y: And this is what a man who sits 100 meters from the reactor and 50 meters from the Neutrin Water Detector says xD

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18406
 22.07.2009
I was touched! I await you! Come soon! I miss it.
I’ve always known that you’re not well with your head.
XXX: I go home in the train!

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