That you are all, Wikipedia, pedophilia... You look at "Welcome, or outsiders entry prohibited". There, the director of the camp looks at the naked child’s ass in the binoculars – well, an obvious pedophile!

The accountant cuts the cucumbers on the draft: “I’ll have a salad of tuna, eggs, cucumbers and a balance sheet!”

Left: The Left
Toilet for cats
In the middle of the toilet.
The question is, how hard do you have to be to get into a slide?

Fuck, what did you laugh at?! to

The second is already!
Are you mocking?! to

The cat, his mother.

I know you, I’t be surprised if you were too.

– But you don’t have it... – Gerda began, red.
“But I have my hands,” the little thief broke her a little offended.

Some wrong stories I read.

xxx: Long time no fish caught, before the holiday purchased a new spinning and clothes to it.

xxx: It turns out, the progress in this time has gone very far and now you can pull out a much larger bush of algae in the glow than 10 years ago.

It is especially difficult to escape the captivity of those who are in the captivity of their own illusions.

I have been standing at the mail for 20 minutes and, judging by the speed of promotion and the number of people, standing for a long time. Near the table, where people usually fill, there are two chairs: on one a pregnant woman, on the other an old lady, standing, borrowed, sat on the table. Well, those who need it most, mostly the old ladies (C), irritated by expectation, start: here is the hamlo, the fu, the youth, you can’t sit at the table!
No, there are no chairs.
C: Bring it out of the house and sit!
There are no chairs at home either.
Are you sitting at the table at home too?
I : Yes!
So that’s how my mom raised me, Fu!
I: - She left me when I was 7 days old, and I was raised by the state, and you can see what!
It was the first time in my life that I had so much silence!

I will sell a cheap all-Russian base of lochs. and Mavrodi.

Alexandra: but about it is awful - you don't grieve, if many years to live with a person who irritates you, sometimes you want to not just leave, but it is desirable to kill him before this. in a distorted form. Dancing on the grave. In a red dress.

From the forum:
Who has encountered anal gonorrhea?
You and Google

Talk about work:
You know, the counter is over.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (
Play at Quake!
So far we are not playing ?
The Fire: Why?
mmm: the boss in the routes, and without him is not interesting - he plays well

XXX: Students are tired
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Building a house, cleaning up the garbage from future apartments.
XXX I am going. I see, guys are working: bricks from the windows are rolling.
XXX: So is it. I think I will spend. I go in, and there...
YYY: What is it?
One is sleeping with him.
xxx: Another on the butt rides, periodically issuing "burning"...
YYY: What are you?
But most of all, I was struck by the other two.
xxx: There is such one in the center of the room opposite the window in the position a-la baseball player with a spade, the second, fell, in the corner - to the supply is preparing. The writer.

xxx: Here I heard from drivers before the term "interference to the right" and I did not understand what it was about
I have now enrolled in the automotive school and finally understood...
XHH: This obstacle sits on the right
If the brakes hit, the speed will turn off.
I mean, the wheel will turn.

The young man, who brought on Friday evening two wet under the rain girls with bags to the subway Babushkinskaya, did not take money from us and gently talked on the way, thank you huge, very profitable! Your kindness will come back to you! :)

What do you miss from your model appearance?
YYY: For the model appearance I have enough. Weight and nose with excess

Xxx: Sun, I want from you a borst:-
YYY: NOWU...how is this a serious step...you’re sure we can eat it???? to

Siberia.30 degrees of heat has been a month.Survy Siberian children are riding with covered with roasted grass on the box from the refrigerator!
What is Chelyabinsk?

Pyroman: The program works so slowly that if you listen, you can hear how the arguments in functions turn into parameters.

Even in advertising, cats love more than dogs: 80% of the meat in the whisky, and only 75% in the pedigree :)

As a child, Steve Jobs was fooled by his parents for forever tapping his fingers on the TV screen.