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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50627
 22.07.2011
Where are my photos? Have you done it?)))

yyy: there was hell fucking, I sat for 5 minutes, looked, blew, my eyes fled to the floor

Xxx : (

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50626
 22.07.2011
I went into the trolleybus, I gave the conductor 20 rubles in dozens (the trip costs 15).
Q: How much do you? 1 is? 2 is?
I: (with sarcasm) Well give 2
Q: Then you have a dozen more! O_O

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50625
 22.07.2011
Translate "Castlevania" as "Castlevania" - it is strong!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50624
 22.07.2011
I run after the bus, the driver leaves and waits, and I run by.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50623
 22.07.2011
[1:22:49] grig: I remember hanging my turnik in the corridor was good
[1:23:00] grig: every time I passed up
[1:23:11] grig: in a month 15 times easily done
[1:23:23] grig: after two pulled his nachu from the wall (((

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