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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67349
 22.07.2012
A publication with terrible stories. Comments on Another Story:

Bbb: Fuck, it’s constantly being described how cool she’s slept. She turned, turned, stumbled, stretched, stumbled, stumbled...

XXX: The Strange Beginning

Yyy: xxx, ah)) It would be like this: "I wanted to wash. As usual, I took a bath with sea salt foam, although I was allergic to it, but I still decided to relax after such a hard day, shaved, washed, washed my trousers as usual and nothing predicted trouble.

zzz: Nothing predicted trouble, as suddenly, oh horror, my favorite salt is over, I have to go to the store. Then came the second wave of horror. My favorite shirt was dirty, and the other didn’t fit well with the new shoes.

At the same time, despite the mocking creature in the chulana, I went down for another pair of shoes, somehow turned away from Dracula and went to bed. Horror showered me in the middle of the night! I forgot to paint.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №67348
 22.07.2012
Clearly be good. The soul can be felt.
You look at the deer and feel the deer.
You look at the government and still feel a deer.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №67347
 22.07.2012
Such a feeling that the neighbors even paste the wallpaper with a perforator

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67346
 22.07.2012
I like to work with this device because when you turn it on, it accurately copies the intonation of a sleepy and a slightly dissatisfied cat who has been scratched behind his ear. I am lost in guessing why this is done, but to hear every time is pleasantly pleasant.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №67345
 22.07.2012
Today, my grandmother burned on the cross.
xxx: Walked, there is a light, near the control (closed)
A grandmother is around 150 years old.
It may be 170.
xxx: there is a car on the road, there are steep boys (P), then a dialogue with the grandmother (B)
XXX is grandmother! Give it green!
Doing a gesture of the foot and twisting the hair remains on the finger - what kind of grandmother am I to you? I am a girl!
P. rushed, riddled, almost through tears: - So what? The virginity?
B - you that if we hadn't been in your time, you would not have been fools here.
The whole crossing has fallen.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67344
 22.07.2012
Bessick: A lot of people like to squeeze the finger in the mouth of a roaring cat... my cat has avenged all the cat tribe! She waited until I started to fall asleep and put my nailed leg in my mouth! >_<

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