One wise man said, “How many people, so many opinions, and, surprisingly, everyone agreed with him!

I went to Moscow for a concert at 50 Cent'a.
50 Cent – 50
Spectators – 3
50: Are you tired?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! to
Are you really fuckin' tired?? to
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! to
You can go home if you are tired!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! to

From the HUB tape:

A boring brigade of qualified assembly engineers in the composition of three, unfortunately, sober beauties with unbeatable joy and glow in the eyes will perform the installation of air conditioning, air conditioning, air conditioning, Wi-Fi equipment. Without problems will launch and configure networks and equipment, help to connect the fastest and cheapest Internet and telephony, purchase the necessary equipment, put the OS or go to open-source and carry out liquidation on the use of computer equipment for blondes and accountants (we work even with severe cases of computer cretinism); will lie on the pillars, roofs, in basements and under the false ceiling and will leave behind nothing but perfectly working systems.
Our motto: "Shilo in the ass is a plus!" We work like rabbits on batteries, eat coffee and don't require a lot of money - in some cases are ready to work for food and buchlo (Cognac with shamba is fine)...
And we can, even if we don’t really like to run into electricity without turning it off.
On three, we have 8 electrical damage, 2 fractures and 416 cases of safety breaches when working at height.

Call 24 hours a day!! to

I was recently killed, my mom comes from a friend and so frightened: "they say that the internet mates"... hardly the laughter kept

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Today I saw on television the reception of the highest officers of Medvedev. There one Lieutenant General from the force of 40 years gives you!

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to break!

whey (20.07.2009 21:51:11)
We have to have young generals. and :)

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He was probably born a sergeant.

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Such a cry in the birthplace:
" Who is it? Who?and "
"Servant of the Army!"
"Glory to God..."

whey (20.07.2009 21:52:49)
:D

Djn is truly a male answer: standing in the middle of a mess, say absolutely sincere: "Looks like, pure..."

I am the shop :-*
He: And I am the bench :)

A colleague opens a pack of cookies: "Attention! Package is damaged! Data integrity can be broken... yes, cookies are broken... *thinks* Data can be heavily fragmented! They are not broken, but fragmented. Available in the same volume, but the rate of absorption has fallen sharply - you have to forge the cookies in pieces :("

RIA "News": Strong heat is expected in the Rostov region in the coming hours

The Russian Summer

The Russians are peaceful. We need peace. The whole world.

111: Well you are, it is deadly.
111: approximately as deadly as a gay on a bike ride to look
222 of Ag. Or a biker on the geek slate.
111) and so on.

Until I got to work, I did not understand those who climb the abyss.
Usually not enough time.

Today I called the MTS, wanted to talk to the service operator. I called before, but recently they started asking how to call you? And since I was a little under the closet, I cried "Call me MY LORD".

This is the service, I was called for almost 10 minutes "My gentleman"

MTS respect to you.

My brother bought a Chinese car, now I call him Cherry-Pashka.

<cos> boys are familiar fucking mute. In the fourth, eight girls were taken from the fortress to the cottage and there all night with each other.
<[HTK]innervision> and the girls what did?? )))))

We are in the Ice Age. The scene when the White runs away from her White to the nuts. A man in front of me: “Oh shit, straight like I go fishing!”

Cleaning is when strictly in certain places.

Mercedes bought the car factory.
Restarted production, launched the conveyor.
The Bats! At the exit of Gigi!

They dismantle equipment, drive new from Germany, install, adjust, launch.
and!! Jigsaw again!

They dismiss the entire plant staff, bring workers from Germany, set up, check, launch.
by Scuco! At the exit again – Gigi!

Near the factory is a hill, where the chief engineer and director of the factory rest.
(Both with the “X”) They look at all this.
Engineer to Director:
I told you, the place is damned. Hands from the ass, hands from the ass.
The ass...”

Customisation in different OS.

User: "I need a bronze statue of a mermaid!"

Linux: "Here you have a bronze cube 1x1x1 m and a piston"

Gentoo: "Here are you copper, lead, and domain stove"

FreeBSD: "Here is a circle and helmet with a light bulb. Mine with copper - on the other side"

Ubuntu: "This is a statue of a mermaid"
User: "But here is only the tail!"
Ubuntu: "Please enter apt-get install body of a mermaid, apt-get install head of a mermaid, apt-get install hands of a mermaid..."

MacOS: "Here are beautiful naked girls"
The user: "Oh you! Can you touch it?"
MacOS: "Pay 200 euros and activate the "Selling Naked Girls" feature

Windows: "No I think – you definitely need a cast iron statue of Chapaev..."

Flame: Throw, Anton called me again in the movie, you straight as you knew)when I said that once writes a sign not just so)strange, on the move only I can write just so, nothing hoping))
What I'll see, Slavik)))) although I've already agreed, and I'll still watch, I'll tame again))
No, I give myself the installation - I will not stumble)

You are... very wrong.)

Flame: the pedets