from conversations with friends. Then I (I) and my friend (P)

(P) Listen, Darina2706, but imagine your son will one day bring you a girl...

The current trends are not bad.

And suddenly, will she smoke?

and and?

Will he suddenly drink?

and and?

(P) Will she suddenly struggle a lot with Matt?

(I) And what will I tell him? You just described me.

Will she be older than him? Is it your peer?

(I) Lila, I will be a disgusting maid for you!))

The company in which I work moved to a new office, some of the windows of which turned out to a typical Peter's courtyard. And here, in the process of familiarizing with the new business center, we and colleagues went into this well and, word for word, we had the idea that there should be good acoustics in this well. To check out, I didn’t think long enough to sing a couple of coupletoos from Strangers in the Night.



We go back, our accountant with a smile reports at the meeting: "Peter, here even the alkas sing beautifully! " I have never decided whether to rejoice or be saddened by such a response.

Everybody once feared Napoleon, but today many people eat him.

Our cat loves children insanely. When the younger brother and then the sister were crying, and the adults couldn’t calm them (for example, they buried drops in the nose), the cat thought the children were offended, and began to kick on the parents. At the same time, she protected the babies and licked their foreheads to calm them, since the idiots-people couldn’t. If she was punished for this, she went on the window and demonstrately threw her mother’s flowers.

I called my boss in the morning and asked him if I could work at a distance today.
The boss replied, “Stop suffering from the hernia, you are the bus driver.”

A woman says to a fruit and vegetable seller:

Yesterday I ordered three kilograms of slides and paid for it! And today I sent to you my son, but he brought only two kilos, I weighed!

Have you weighed your son?