Discussion of the article about augmented reality lenses:
There are already transistors. The LCD display is already attached to the lens. Such software is already being written. Soft hasn’t reacted so fast yet, but it’s the merit of iron. I think nutrition is the main problem. As soon as you can calmly take energy from the human body so, everything is forbidden.
“You have a low battery charge, you need to eat more of these soft French breads and drink tea.”

Coming with my husband to Spain, including the phone - immediately comes a SMS from the local operator: "Polyclinics, Tax and Sberbank - branches of hell on earth". O_O

I live with you for a week, and I am just amazed - for breakfast cheese in immeasurable amounts, for dinner cream, and milk liters drink.
YYY: And what then? I love dairy products. I still often bite cheese.)
Where do you get so much calcium?
YYY: I want to grow an exoskeleton. I will hide from this cruel world in the house))
Then eat more ham and liver, strengthen the armor with iron.

Catherine: Hello to you! Please add me to your contact list.
Catherine: add to it
Alexander: Hello to you. Who is it? What did you complain about?
Hi Katya, the message!
On the subject?
Catherine is any!
Choose from: 1. Programming in the script language AutoIt 2. Characteristics of winter concrete in conditions of minus temperature 3. Installation of a 1.5-volume cast engine on the Honda Jazz 4. Samsung Galaxy SII on Android JB 4.1
(the user removed you from the contact list)

When he opened his first cafe - began to write and call classmates, when he opened the second - the former began to name. Now I have two questions, if I open the third, will the same girl find me - the first love from kindergarten? And second, do the grandmothers really think that I need them with my children from my first marriages when I have two cafes? In fact, I don’t have to cook, but I’m touched on the job every day)))

I know you love every trash.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
You want our own country?
YYY: He does not exist.
Five friends decide to have a fun weekend and go to a mountain lake. There are rumors that it is enchanted and guarded by warriors from the outside world. Are they ready to meet them? Yes, they just came here for that, packing their jeeps with weapons and ammunition. Will they manage to cope with the squads of zombies, ghosts and other uncleanness, and not be late to work?
YYY: The link!! to
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I belong to that generation when the word ‘gouf’ involuntarily corrods, because it’s forgotten "and".

“Happy is he who does not want to be in a foreign place.“ (John Stallone)

Not everyone knows that in the USSR, scientists in the masses lived poorly, but were the same patriots as everyone, especially before foreigners.
A colleague from France came to the academic institute, who visited us 12 years ago. He brought the photos of the first visit and showed them to us, happy to know others (in academic institutions the flow was close to zero, so that almost all the participants were present). Finding one colleague on the photo and finding him in the audience, the visitor with surprise noticed (rightly) that the costume in the cage was the same. To which a colleague, not stopping for a second, replied that this is his favorite color and style, and ordered them from the same carpenter.

The most important thing in life is not to let yourself be smaller!

Picking in the couch in the shape of the buttocks of Alexei allows him not to slide from the couch at angles of the slope of the couch up to 60 degrees! This allows you to use a sofa on a ship with a storm of 7 points, in a building with an earthquake of up to 6 points, as well as as a cockpit for a Formula 1 car, and even as an astronaut's seat when bringing Alexei into orbit! Science and Life 2012 :)

A friend who lives in the most bandit district of Novokuznetsk:

"Demon and I discussed the horrors of the upcoming civil war and came to the conclusion that nothing will change in Zapsibe.

YYY: Pretend, we had an application - to update the Yandex card. We have roasted. Someone was there, Irka sent. he comes, the client shows him his house in maps unbuilt, says, I have completed it already, update!

I set my alarm at 6 in the morning, when it wakes you up, you break me off, okay?

My girlfriend’s real conversation with her husband two hours after she called him a goat:
Go to me, my cat.
She: I am not a goat, I am a thin goat.
If the husband is a goat, the wife is a goat.
She: Love of evil, and I am a thin lion

With VIO:

Which laptop is better to buy HP or Asus?
A: Judging by the question, it is better to buy pink.

Rain, traffic jams, bus battles... stunned, the windows naturally stunned.
Two 17-year-old girls in general silence:
How wet are the windows? Why is the water here, when it must be outside?? to
Blythe is accurate.and (
Well, I realized, I just put the glass on the wrong side.
Under general applause and applause we touch)

// 1 Do not forget about the tea.
// 2nd Remove your hand from your face.
// 3 Straighten your back.

The Mom? How did you get here?

Father of 82 children

by Azatello Enikeev
They planted forests and built a city.

I've been to the hairdresser a hundred times, but I still don't know what to answer the question:"You have straight or steep hairdrinks", and they all ask and ask (