XXX: Motivate me to write this fiction, or I’m so upset...
YYY: Lulu of N-Nada?

We have a new admin from the entire women’s team of 24 girls who chose the most terrible, thick and stupid. I learned to go to the gym, read books, and watch myself. She taught me to cook, wash, clean... In general, she was so clever, so beautiful that all the babies were jealous. At first, they were much better than her. But he decided not to take the ready, but to blind what he needed, from scratch.
Admin, are you talking about it? Does he not work for Gente?
Oh yeah, how did you guess?

I: Sorry, it’s not easy with us. He: Yes, yes, I know) And we sit on, we drink a cup. And in my head it revolves: “You are a fool, a fool... For three years I have never understood why I don’t go out to date with anyone, and why every new girlfriend of you causes me such an irritation.”

And 3 years ago "You are my friend, I can’t sleep with you!"

If your girlfriend stopped smoking and drinking beer, she started eating healthy food.
Do not jump from the joy that she will go to fitness in the future, will take an elastic ass and a tightened figure. Maybe she’s just pregnant =)

“Would you like to invite me somewhere?”
YYY: Okay, let’s go. Let us call tonight.
What does it mean "Let’s go well"? I have not agreed yet!

Interview with the bartenders:
How much rum is poured in Mohito?
It is 80 grams.
Fuck, I thought I was 50, so I poured 30 :D

Cotton talked about the secret.

Hm... Have you met? I thought you had platonic feelings.
We have been in the ASC for a couple of months. We met four times during that time. He wished me a peaceful night.
Knowing his passions, he could write a bot. Imagine the boys chatter "She has had a great relationship with my bot for 3 weeks"...It’s so modern.

The report of fraudulent actions came from the treasurer of one of the pumping stations of Tambov. The employee explained that the car "Priora" came to the gas station with other numbers, and men entered the store.
- After choosing the goods, they began to pay and at the same time to have a lively conversation. As a result, according to the cashier, something strange happened. She gave them back their money and their debt. The fraudsters then left. A little recovering, the woman understood what happened, and to the police, - told the UMVD of Russia in the Tambov region.

Comments: "These are not the drones you are looking for" (c)
by SunJam

XXX O God.
XXX is stopped. Oh my god, I am an atheist.
XXX: The Great Random!

4u66akk@: I am one of the furious fools who write numbers instead of some letters in words?