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[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34903
 22.08.2010
XXX: Fuck, because of Lohia I got (
YYY: More specifically
xxx: Yes, my wife went to the concert, and I and Lecha and Slavik gathered for a beer with me. And the leech is a puddle (
Lena comes – and hysterically: “What hair on the couch?” Did you drive?"
xxx: barely had time to explain, or it was already cracked to collect things (
and the poor)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №34902
 22.08.2010
Bender: I live in Europe, I collect weapons.I recently bought a large-caliber machine gun, because of the lack of space put it on the balcony.
Bender: Little, my neighbors have never been so polite to me.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34901
 22.08.2010
I try to be a good hostess and learn to cook.
I’m just writing the recipes, I haven’t tried them yet ?
I am studying the theory.)
Jenna: just practicing for now ?
Barbarism is fun
Barbarism: "Theory of Cooking Food"
Barbar: "Dear, do you know how to cook? " Theoretically...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34900
 22.08.2010
He is an actor, shit! Even worse than Van Damme.
YYY: Give me back my debt and my winchester today.
xxx you are? Injured by Chloe? Everybody has their own taste, so what?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Just after you called Chuck Norris a foolish actor, I think it would be better.
You will suddenly die tomorrow.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34899
 22.08.2010
Where is the phone charging?
Werwolf: what is it?
by Lenin.
Werwolf: Lenin died and took her with him

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34898
 22.08.2010
The xxx:
Bringing a child to school for just 369 rubles!

Oh, shit Lego school boy.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34897
 22.08.2010
<Mut> Why are you so down, please?
<Gnom> and
<Mut> and the...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34896
 22.08.2010
xxx: I dreamed that in the kitchen there were mirrors, healthy such, from the palm! And you turn on the light - they are buried under the laminate, swamps. It was necessary to build a Terran base to find them with enlightenment, and in the process of construction to beat off the grilling rache... We must, probably, rest from the starcraft...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34895
 22.08.2010
At work, one colleague removes the AAA batteries from the charger, opens the headphones, gets the lamp, removes the AA batteries from there, then inserts the AAA batteries into the charger, closes the headphones, inserts the AA batteries into the lamp, puts everything aside and looks stupidly in front of himself. After a few seconds he spoke, essentially not addressing anyone:
I don’t think I did something.
The neighbor’s voice:
You have not slept.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34894
 22.08.2010
he: torrent got canyut, grit, let me update, today tired he me, on, I say, update once so broke, and he chatted, thought and made a mistake, de wauup-sF apologize. What did he ask?

D: Does it remind anyone?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34893
 22.08.2010
Mother, on the couch runs a donkey!
Mom approaches and diligently lubricates the ax with her sleeve on the couch.
Maham, how can it be!
and what?
I thought you would catch her, let her go.
I will let go of happiness.
Smiling loudly, he throws the body of the ass in the window, in the direction up.
Let’s fly!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34892
 22.08.2010
<square> fucking that to remove.. there is no place at all on the hard
<0_0> removed porn
<snak3> porn removed
<black and white>black and white
Zebra left the chat.
<JacoPs> porn removed
<JacoPs> a, what’s not time, right? = = (

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34891
 22.08.2010
RoV: We need to go to Turkey. There is an olincluziv and busheless :o)))
Boltik: Fuck, I don’t know, in Turkey it is dangerous or little that can happen there, a foreign country!
RoV: Is it dangerous there? That year, Serega and Dan were driving and it was okay!
RoV: Though... Even though Dan had his ribs broken...
Bollywood: You see it! I am speaking! These Turks have little in mind.
RoV is AGA. It was the only thing that broke his rib. He ate a free bucket and broke it. And the Turks are harmless :o)))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №34890
 22.08.2010
In the 21st century courtyard. iPods, iPhones, Blu-ray discs and so on. And only Yura Shatunov rides all over the country with the program "Record my voice on the cassette".

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34889
 22.08.2010
Dried watermelon and dead watermelon, not the best combination.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34888
 22.08.2010
Wife: But the most gesture was when my mom was watching a series all week. The actors are so unnatural that they just don’t have enough paper in their hands to read it. It was fucking (
Andrei is ?
There is a megacity.
There were two grandmothers, and they had men.
The one has slept with the man of the other, and the other is now avenging and sleeping with the man of the first.
And all of this is dirty.
Andrei: >_<
Andrei: You can’t continue.
But I could scream about my brain and take it out of the kitchen without washing dishes.
Andrei ?
The spouse is rough)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34887
 22.08.2010
<Yavdonsk> Zarkon, and you are evil
<Zarkon> in the shower yes
<Yavdonsk> in the bathroom
<Zarkon> in the bathroom I was a monster

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34886
 22.08.2010
Yesterday the school reception was...
WOW: And how then? accepted?
Oh yeah yeah yeah. Only "prescribed" washers with sewerage, hot and cold water in all classes of beginners. Schools put (only money for two years does not give at all)) and firstborns sleep in the second shift (where???) is
Wow, that is a shit! Out of the high school in "the prescription" put "stands close to the road"! You have a hole to drag and hole the kids, and they have to drag the school with all the collective)))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №34885
 22.08.2010
Tattoos in Ace
"Powered by 2"
I am so happy ?
Tagged: hello
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What do I do to fuck you at 12 a.m. at the disc?? to
Fuck, I’m sitting in the next room!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34884
 22.08.2010
XXX You are fat.
YYY: What is it?And in the face?
XXX: I can’t see the face.

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