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[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156778
 22.08.2021
The EP wants to ban Russofobs from entering Russia. But why? They are all here and sitting in office.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №156777
 22.08.2021
Here, Kungutych has burned up, which, in fact, is characteristic of a man with an unprecedented legendary modesty.
Well, in this connection, I remembered something about one story that happened when I served under his chief commander in the brave Emergency Service, precisely in 1996.
On the occasion of the war in Chechnya, our regional communication hub was provided with a full set of various equipment of the ZAS, which was notified by the commander who called me to our cozy headquarters in the center of Yekaterinburg. He handed me a sealed drawing to obtain this equipment and sent it to Moscow on two wheels. How long is it short – but we arrived in Moscow, the equipment was parked on the outskirts, and I went to the Ministry of Emergencies Office with an order to resolve the issue, so to speak, with the receipt of a completely secret property.
What is interesting is that I was not allowed into the administration itself, very impressed by this pomp, the abundance of protection and the arrogance of the inhabitants of the building. But how does it matter - our business is simple, although this is a problem - the clerk who was drawn in the predecessor has mistakenly figured out that there is no mistake in the outfit - we do not have the equipment of category 1 - that is, from the factory, there is only a set of category 2, that is, b / u or from a long-term storage warehouse. Therefore, I came together, reprinted the dress and gave me a paper already with a changed figure in the "category" column. Well, we, in fact, purple, our business to get and deliver, so he sent me to get to the central communication hub in the suburbs of Moscow Reutov.
They came there, found the head of the warehouse, he got acquainted with the contents of the suit, nodded, and sent one straw to one warehouse, the other to the other. The fighters of the armoured boxes loaded the rank by rank, the tents were armoured, all were scheduled, went to the management - there were also scheduled, unleashed and resigned. Upon arrival, I handed over the cars to the communications chief... and in the morning I was called for a scandal.
In short - in one car in sealed in honor boxes from the equipment of the ZAS loaded 10 tons of some kind of evil metal breakdown, when I watched - it was even strange, blocks are obviously ancient, separately plates, wires, documentation there is no, according to the words of experienced comrades - dismantling from special machines, long since removed from the arms, clearly scrapped shit. But in another car found up to 100 pieces of telegraph devices LTA-120 in so rotten from the moisture boxes that when unloading dropped the bottom.
Of course, I heard a lot of lustful things about my trip - and that I had to bring this straw at all, and what to do with me now... but the little cooler command decided that, in fact, I could not influence anything, that I was shipped and brought, and I had no authority to go under the sealed tents - my matter of delivery, and what was already loaded - it is a claim to the shipment warehouse. So my trip remained without consequences, unless I was thanked.
I will remind you - the second Chechen was going, and so the pre-water communication nodes needed at least some protection of information, and at this time in the capital someone smashed - fictitiously purchased the equipment, and shipped the sink. And then I did an innocent moustache, as I was told, like - you had to look at what you took. And for the sake of this affair, I was chasing the so-called cars for 2000 km and back, security, secrecy, and their mother...
But imagine, for example - so on the position you instead of ammunition will bring a bunch of firearms and simulated ammunition and say - fight. Approximately so it happened.
Before this, there was a history of how portable radio stations with absolutely harbour batteries were allocated to us - that is, they didn't even hold an hour at the reception. Closed the need, so to speak. A trend, of course. Tiloviki instead of the Afghans brought and handed out some bribes, such as "there were no others", the pro-service burned on the fact that it purchased and fed the soldiers pearl flour with worms, the automotive service found the ethanol glycol from which the radiators flowed. Every idiot in the war made his own hatchback.
In general, we were left without the equipment of the ZAS, and two pieces of metal breakdown were written into the wasteland. The money is burned, the goods are shipped, go to the shit - this is the position of management was. And while riding - I resigned a year later, and the commander died six months after my resignation - in general ends in the water. And now parts are not like that.
This is why the wolf lies, but the morale does not change. Looking at today's army and personally on Kunjitych, I think, and now there are such schemes quite in progress, unfortunately in August such an airplane crash happened.

Here and think - how combat ready and wealthy the army, with such commanders. And as for the Ministry of Emergencies - I think, I am not the only one who noticed that for a long time this department has been interested in disasters in the country, does not struggle to extinguish fires, and then it is not for what the palaces will be built and children in Europe will be kept.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156776
 22.08.2021
In our country, a citizen’s knowledge of his or her legal rights is perceived by officials and police as a manifestation of bitterness.

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