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[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158560
 22.08.2022
Once in the kindergarten, I was given the task of blinding some fig, for years I don't remember what exactly. I glued all night, tried very hard, the next day I proudly presented my masterpiece to the teacher, to which she told me, say it is very beautiful, but the next time blind yourself, and do not ask the adults to do it for you. Imagine what it was like to hear a five-year-old boy who, instead of watching the baby’s quiet night and going to bed all night, glued this unfortunate figure from plasticine. At that moment I just cried...and two days later the garden burned.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №158559
 22.08.2022
Xxx: The first and only time my comment had a 2000 plus I was even a little scared))



Yyy: Just imagine, you have influenced the lives of two thousand people with one short message, made them feel and think about something... could many have done so half a century ago?)

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №158558
 22.08.2022
How many officials do not plant, but in the top leadership always stand for them!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №158557
 22.08.2022
The state of Indiana recently passed a law banning abortion. For all things is the will of God, for pregnancy too, and who are we to interfere with the act of God’s intent. In the process of discussing the bill, one representative of the Democratic Party proposed an amendment: a ban on the sale of funds for erectile dysfunction should also be introduced. Because if the will of God is for pregnancy, then for the unstable too. There is no interference with divine providence.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №158556
 22.08.2022
What, father, are the visas given to you?
For whom is the visa...

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