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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53737
 22.09.2011
Conversation in the game chat:
I: Oh, Stell, from which city are you?
Stealth.BY: from Minsk
I: haha, I too
Stealth.BY: You are not lucky.
Stealth.BY: And I too...

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53736
 22.09.2011
The Somali radio conducted a victory among children. Main prize: AK-47

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53735
 22.09.2011
The director of the colchon had a problem of almost criminal nature. The main fertilizer in them is chicken straw diluted and fermented in a certain way. Chicken feed includes hemp seeds. So his neither chicken stomach nor subsequent processing takes any. And in the fields that are under the steam, hemp is swollen in wild quantities. According to the law, the owner must destroy this hemp, otherwise they will be attracted. But it can’t, because if it is cut, it will be attracted for collecting drug containers. What should he do?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53734
 22.09.2011
1 the course. The Mathematics.
XXX: So what did you decide?
YYYYYY: Yes I go to the army.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53733
 22.09.2011
Computers and cats have a lot in common: they both whisper, love to be touched, and spend most of the day immobile. And both have secrets that they often don’t want to share.

(John Appdike, extracted from the English textbook)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53732
 22.09.2011
...this

Why give dinner to your enemy if you can leave it for breakfast?

There’s nothing better than having your own enemy for breakfast 😉

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53731
 22.09.2011
Update from Opera 11.11 pleases...."Accept and update"....blet...understand and forgive more would have written

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53730
 22.09.2011
Sam went to the veterinarian. And you yourself remember he was huge already, as the horse became and so far in the stool in our apartment.
xxh: I didn't have parents Okuneva wanted, I say don't be afraid - oh friendly dog.. we immediately go to the bedroom with you..
Oh well 😉
Andrei went in, saw him and said exactly the following: shrinking Jacob! We are just friends with her!! I tried to escape!! to
He is a traitor! :D

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