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Women often associate themselves with cats. But at the same time they forget that any cat from the street can be taken home without asking for consent and without putting a stamp in the passport. I will do that with the girls.

Ha ha ha ha! Any one?? Near my entrance there are cats that can’t be caught. But in the case of such a rare "happiness" soon will have to call a doctor, because everything will be scratched.

In the morning, we talked about the new rules for heating. It turns out now not from the average daily temperature counting the date of inclusion, but from the number of applications of citizens with this request. In this regard, the conclusion is that in Moscow morgi live, because the Russian half has already been connected, and the Moscovites are on the go.

My sister came from school. The 8th class. She was asked at computer science to write how she spent yesterday... with smiley.

The embarrassing individuals.

We have a pharmacist for every pill from the window running through the entire pharmacy and I sincerely regret it. So when I go to the pharmacy, I just write a list of what I need. With a pen, clearly, on paper. I just give it to her. She goes once and gathers everything and you don’t sound anything on the air. The Profit!

No doctor can predict if a woman will have children after an abortion. Now almost all doctors are so intimidating, the struggle for birth now.

Dada, so "we are now without obligations, and then you will just abortion, regardless of the warnings of doctors".
When you say such wonderful things, imagine that it’s a left-handed person telling your daughter.