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[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53777
 22.09.2011
A small comment :)

Stop chasing on "vanillec", you’re becoming like a grandmother on the sidewalk! <...>

Comrade, we are not becoming like grandparents... the time is passing, the children are growing up, we are getting older, we are becoming grandparents at the entrance...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №53776
 22.09.2011
HH: Here I am an idiot.
XHHH: I have been working under the windows of the DPS car all day. I went out to smoke and decided to ask our brave if it is necessary to change the checklist if the owner changed.
XHH: They answer that it is necessary. I say thank you and I leave.
After work, I roll out on my cage from the courtyard, and these same haishniks look at me and smile.
Guess what happened next :(

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №53775
 22.09.2011
In Sevastopol he was riding on a board waiting for the train.
People look at me, most of them.
I think it’s a shit, usually everyone’s off at all.
I ride
Then I thought, maybe she screams loudly at me, everyone is looking at me, and I am in the headphones and I can't hear the niqab.
I remove the headphone.
And there to the entire station of speakers.
Young man on the ski, how many times do you repeat, stop riding the station!!!!!!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №53774
 22.09.2011
XXX: not smoking at all.
Yyy: Oh, more money for beer remains))

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53773
 22.09.2011
A friend told me, his girlfriend asks: Do you know what day is today?
What is the number today?
17th of September.
No, I don’t know what day.
Nine days ago we met. Will you give me something?
I don’t know what they usually give for nine days.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53772
 22.09.2011
[11:38:58] xxx: I went to them at the reception
[11:39:02] xxx: brought monoblock
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
[11:39:07] xxx: broke up
[11:39:12] xxx: friended to his controller hell to scrap the account
[11:39:19] xxx: I sit, I adjust, and one such - and let me tie those hair.
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[11:39:27] xxx: I gry - yes
[11:39:35] xxx: lose me like Julia Tymoshenko
[11:39:39] xxx: with a stunt on the head

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53771
 22.09.2011
Clip of Leningrad - elections
Commentary
1st Elections, Elections, Unilaterals PIDORS!
2nd 199 Members of the United Russia party did not like this video.

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53770
 22.09.2011
XXX: I have bad news.
XXX: the Gandons traveled
XXX: Where to go
xxx: I understand there for 3-5 rubles, but not for 30 the same
YYY: Tire has travelled
YYY: transition to winter

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53769
 22.09.2011
XXX: I was looking for a job in the recruitment agencies
xxx: Invited to work in the recruitment agency *CRAZY*

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №53768
 22.09.2011
We were sitting in a restaurant of Ukrainian cuisine (type Taras Bulba), and there all the wooden-country... And standing in the corner a huge wooden spoonful of more human growth – I saw this spoonful and loudly to the whole hall I say, “Here would I have such bread!”" And next to the spoonful stood a guard, whom I did not notice, – and it turned out that it sounded in his address...the guard was upset and left. I crushed everything and I was uncomfortable.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53767
 22.09.2011
[21:46:27] Sanya: I have hemoglobin low.
[21:46:52] Vasily Zalupin: Is it you yourself that decided?

So eat these bottles, the pharmacies are full.
[21:47:59] Sanya: Well how I have the temperature to persistently keep below 36 for a very long time, I bowed and asked my grandmother, well, like hemoglobin
[21:50:13] Vasily Zalupin: Sanek, if you go well, you can come to the conclusion that I have AIDS, Alzheimer’s disease, tropical hemangioma of Mavsisyan, that I am Elena Berkova, that I want to increase my penis, that I have an IQ like Einstein and that I was in my past life the favorite shoes of Uncle Adolf. Stop self-diagnosing and go to the doctor.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53766
 22.09.2011
by J:
How do you know I am gentle?

M is :
I represent

by J:
It’s all lies, I just go well and all.

M is :
o o.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №53765
 22.09.2011
Conversations on the street:
See, the boy on the tournament is pulling up.
Well, yes, better let them pull up than smoking and drinking.
You smoke and drink yourself.
I’d rather smoke and drink than pull up.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №53764
 22.09.2011
See also Mirror's Edge. I forgot the name. Well, I decided in Google to find on request "game where the Asian girl jumps"
Oh guys, what I just didn’t find...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №53763
 22.09.2011
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xxx yes of course. Factory "Friendship", I’m here for everyone, Scuco, I’ll...

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53762
 22.09.2011
The restaurant "wood" I ordered a chicken tobacco. An hour passes and no orders are made. Call the waitress, where is the chicken?
The chicken is preparing.
What is he preparing for there?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53761
 22.09.2011
X: I had my phone down, even turned off. I have a cushion and – Oops! It is included!
I heard the food.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53760
 22.09.2011
Discussion of the vacancy of the night sysadmin between two odmines:
1: Work from home.
2) Working from home does not discipline
2 and the night.
2: Drink as a girl's brain eats out
Working at night – a fact
During the day you shake, and at night you hinder sleep.
2 )))))
1: and that, fine, came from work, awakened
Fuck me, feed me
I went to sleep, woke up, fucked, and ate. She’s at work, I’m sleeping, everyone is happy))))

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №53759
 22.09.2011
You have noticed how the ethical principles of the Russian people are foolish. Even in additions. Before, when there was a sudden silence in the midst of the conversation, the Russian man said usually: "The silent angel has flown"... And now, in the same case: "Somewhere the police officer breathed out!" "The thunder will not progress - the man will not cross over", as it was before. And now: "As long as the fried cock in the ass doesn’t shake..." Or do you remember? "All ages are submissive" And now only "Hui does not look for peers". and ho-ho Or, as it was touching, "For a loving seven verses is not a neighborhood." And listen, as now: "For a mad cow, a hundred kilometers is not a circle." (I am laughing and laughing.) This is even cleaner. An old Russian proverb: "Do not spit in the well - it will be necessary to drink water" - it has been transformed in this way: "Do not sow in compot - there the cook washes his feet".
Venedict Erofeev "Valpurgia’s Night"

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №53758
 22.09.2011
13:21:36, He: Okay, it’s time to eat...
13:21:58, She: Let’s, pleasant to you
13:53:11, He: Uff, ch’t I hugged :(
13:54:37, She: Again the peles?)
13:55:01, He: No, I have prepared a salad for myself) and cupcakes with pasta
13:55:17, She: You are so smart
13:55:27 And he said, Yes, and while it was still preparing, I washed the floors, clutched the nail, and went down for bread.
13:55:51 What is it? In half an hour?? to
13:56:02, He: Of course, I am a pitball)

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