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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №87334
 22.09.2013
I live in the north, in the month of August already moisture and rain, all kinds of frogs and frogs are full. They sit in every corner. In general, I work in the country, dig a garden, and I hear a wild scream from the greenhouse. I approach, and I observe the following picture: my girlfriend in the corner is like two healthy frogs. Silently he approached, took them in his hands and took them out to the street. Now I am "Anti-Jabble Ambulance". I love my girlfriend :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №87333
 22.09.2013
We watch (with the husband) with the child cartoon "Princess and the frog". At the end, the husband thoughtfully says:
Do you know what is the most incredible and fabulous moment in the whole cartoon?
The mm?
Where a girlfriend agrees to give another girlfriend a guy! And a prince too! I would rather believe in talking crocodiles!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87332
 22.09.2013
Review of the tablet on the website inets shop

Advantages: It is not possible to use it normally. After 5 minutes of use there is an insurmountable desire to fix it on the wall.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87331
 22.09.2013
Adrons possess the quantum numbers that persist in the processes of strong interaction (strangeness, charm, beauty, etc.)

What is remarkable is that the article has been checked and is a stable version.
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Among other things, charm, charm and truth are the aromas that really exist in the physics of elementary particles.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87330
 22.09.2013
It was cold in the house, and I had to put on an elderly cat wool jacket like last year. The beast was just in a stupor, and one could clearly catch a silent outburst: "Sho?! Again again!!..."

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87329
 22.09.2013
NK: The human mind is able to create a whole universe in a second... and immediately destroy it by drawing away on cookies with milk.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87328
 22.09.2013
XXX: I have this cough already press
YYY: Does it hurt?
XXX is here (

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87327
 22.09.2013
X: Hi, Serega is sleeping with her grandmother, she wants to adopt her two children, and I saw this straw yesterday with a young guy!
Y: Be calm, this is her eldest son.
Q: How old is this adult?
and 37! The younger is growing up.
Q: Is Nafiga Serege such an old grandmother with two children?
And with three!! to
y: He saved a couple of months ago on condoms, soon the wedding until the stomach is not so visible

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №87326
 22.09.2013
nickras: my grandmother recalled with kindness the replaced, old drained elevator in the house, and the new one just wept her =).
shewolf_org: I totally agree with your grandmother. Our old elevators have been running without problems for 35 years, and new elevators are being repaired every month.
nickras: =) The old one was constantly in repair, and the new one was rolled, it is now driving, it seems not to break.
gadzzzilla: to get rid of

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87325
 22.09.2013
I had a friend who changed his name to Edward, and he did the right thing because he is really Edward, and no one is yours.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №87324
 22.09.2013
Recently, Russians have been very excited about homosexuality. Probably not easy!
Yyy: The main thing is that they are not concerned about the introduction of social norms on water and light, budget cuts and rising gasoline prices.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №87323
 22.09.2013
Trackers on Horror:
Neo63: is it really fuvolo or is it worth seeing?
Rapido22: I think a great movie has been waiting since the premiere to click!
Link: A very good movie. I ventilate the room... not looking at at night, not wearing headphones.
Home24: accidentally broke up the curtains, but did not watch the movie.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №87322
 22.09.2013
From a conversation with a niece who is watching a cartoon about the cat:
I ask her, “If a cat is made up of only the front parts, how does it go to the toilet?”
The answer was not a bag: "Now, whoever will pass on that and walk";
The child is invaluable ?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87321
 22.09.2013
I realized that life is ironic when at 21 years old I’m even asked for a passport in the movies because I look like I’m 15. And at 15 was the opposite in the clinic, when she gave the direction for analysis and policy, I was asked where the child was. And then for a long time apologized, said, well, you are so sleepless, quite on a 15-year-old mom pull.
Am I Benjamin Button?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №87320
 22.09.2013
The Owner
I approached the window and cried because my cat has been roaming around the world for a month without me, curving the space, and I am a fool looking for him in the basement.

Her sister missed a 12-year-old cat, the whole family went searching in the streets, in the basements. not found...
A year later I suddenly saw her in the library, which was located in the same yard where my sister lives, in the apartment of a residential house. In addition, this library, as the mother of a primary school student, I went all this time properly at least once a week. It turns out, all this year our cat lived in this entrance, never going out of it, and the librarians and residents of the entrance, all these good people, fed her and called for some reason our Musa Marsi. Thank you very much, and let their cats never disappear.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87319
 22.09.2013
xxx: Minimum: Processor: Intel (or compatible) 2000 MHz or higher; Memory: 4 GB or more; Hard Drive: 20 GB or more.Recommended: Processor: Intel Core i7 3000 MHz or higher; Memory: 4 GB or more; Hard Drive: 100 GB or more.
The GTA 5?
xxx: sql 2012)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87318
 22.09.2013


antitwist
I agree with you about European cinema. The last movie that shocked me was the Spanish "Impossible". Over flooded Thailand does not fly a superhero in cowards on top of a trick, the hero has a normal job, wife, three children, but there is no father suffering from Alzheimer's disease, who is responsible for the comic component of the film. Even an Italian neighbor is looking for a missing wife, not a gay partner.

Mechanical - Sun
The title in every sense.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №87317
 22.09.2013
I understood one life wisdom. You should buy clothes under the colour of your cat's wool.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87316
 22.09.2013
From McDougall.

iSlava: A few days ago I bought an iPad New(3) with a firmware 5.1.1 put the jail and the sixth and seventh! The main plan was working!

Vasya Popkin: a day ago bought, and already iSlava

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87315
 22.09.2013
Fire at the Business Center:
How big was the fire? Was the whole building on fire? Or a couple of scratches?
[Xcentric]: I did not see it myself, it happened an hour after I left, but, judging by the conversations, the flame did not go further than the server, it just smoked everything.
[Syrax]: "Somebody's deadlines are burning." - I was jokingly wiping off my office table from the saji."
[Syrax]: Scuco, and so there was a fire, and you still joked.
[Xcentric]: I had a bad joke afterwards.
[Xcentric]: in the process of moving the furniture I took a large table in one haru to drag and someone decided to toss: "That you are right this... Hero... Hero... a, Heracles!", and I take yes and lick "Herostrat!" =)))
[Xcentric]: Luckily, the people were not so educated, and they could even beat.
[Syrax]: )))))))))))))))))))))))

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