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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103143
 22.09.2014
> and p. And in general, it’s crazy to look at DNA molecules in an optical microscope :)

You just have weak glasses.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103142
 22.09.2014
About Chinese tourists and their food:
It was in China, and for us their food, gently speaking, is not usual. The kitchen is very different and 70% of those who were with me could not eat local food. The body did not perceive.
Normally there could be two categories of people: suddenly! The vegans, etc. In China, there is little meat and a lot of dishes - just for them (about the beans, which are everywhere, from soup to ice cream and tea, generally silent); the second category - those who drink vodka, at least once a half year (our intestines are stronger), although they don't drink much local, but imports are cheaper than us.
And yes, if we talk about ours, then 30% of those who were with me - cooked cakes brought from home.
In short, look at yourself.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103141
 22.09.2014
xxx: We constantly have a lot of overwork on 1C because of the fact that there are a lot of bugs and they are constantly dull.
Do you know what you did in accounting?? to
YYY: No
XXX: They hired more bugs!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103140
 22.09.2014
I want to hurt him.
Irka: type of wheel
I: I’ve never crushed, but I can try.
Wear socks on the head.
Irene: Yes
Irvine: Hairy
Ireland is cold

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103139
 22.09.2014
Letter from two friends.
XXX: I watched my sweat, I just wanted it. I found her threads, spikes... I tie. I feel my grandmother.
Q: What are you busy with?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY of solidarity.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103138
 22.09.2014
To all of you, how you dress, with whom you sleep, whom you pray, what color and race you are!
— — —
You know very little about life. These are normal people who are a minority. And the rest of life is boring, and even if you do not tell them who you are sleeping with and what you believe in, they themselves begin to find out behind your back, because with the details of gossip and softer, and more plausible. The grandmother on the bench at the entrance is one example.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103137
 22.09.2014
A yoga teacher broke his arm. So I crossed the stick.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103136
 22.09.2014
The edge of the future is just a replica of the passing of a steep shooter by an ordinary gamer. He too, after a number of restarts, begins to roll opponents from the hip without looking, creating the impression that he is a superprof.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103135
 22.09.2014
<Wuiss> Electronic piano is good for everyone: it doesn’t need to be adjusted and takes up little space and sounds good... One has only a disadvantage.
<Wuiss> It doesn’t matter very much, the infection, without electricity works.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103134
 22.09.2014
I repaired the laptop. Now I have an elegant aluminum insulated body.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103133
 22.09.2014
Diebitchesdie
Alexandra is 25 years old. Here I have to explain a little.

Diebitchesdie
I once read somewhere that all predators have eyes on the front to see the victim well, and all herbivores have eyes on the sides to see the predator approaching.

Diebitchesdie
Alexandra is definitely a vegetarian.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103132
 22.09.2014
>Today after the hour of the night suddenly >shared yet very quiet >indecisive, but still the same tone >touch...

Go to the roof. We had such a traitor’s taper with a thick-walled cable moved from our roof to the neighboring house. Bounced by the wind, he was very "successfully" knocking on the elevator mine, resonating from this on the entire entrance.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103131
 22.09.2014
One of our colleagues has a very capricious computer that regularly hangs and throws off all sorts of knees. Sisadmin, once again taking him home for disassembly, the next day spoke that you cannot cut the computer out of the network when he loads upgrades, and in general, the technology needs to be handled gently.
Since then, a colleague, including the computer in the morning, has smoothed the system and said, “Good morning, friends.” But it still cuts the fork out of the rocket, because it’s so faster.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №103130
 22.09.2014
Watt is a surname and is read correctly - Watt, not Watt

Write in horse powers and don’t stumble.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A lamp of one seventh horsepower. And subwoofers with half horse power.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103129
 22.09.2014
18:30 xxx » yyy : hello tell me what a hat I'm really stupid

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103128
 22.09.2014
Change the moderator to debba.li, because he has already debbled!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103127
 22.09.2014
Yesterday I went from morning to work on the tram, stopped halfway on the climb to the mountain (front the tram did not leave the stop). Then I touched... back. Two men stood next to me, one to another: “I didn’t give up!”

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №103126
 22.09.2014
The Loyalty! How tired I am of all that is happening in the world...I think it would have already begun. The manifestation of superpowers, the opening of the ‘third eye’ or the transition to another dimension. Rather, would...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103125
 22.09.2014
We were morally prepared for conflicts among the most drunk guests. Some even managed to localize in advance with the help of more sober relatives.
xxx: But what we didn’t expect was the fight between witnesses and witnesses for the award-winning rubber bathtub for the bathroom!
Is it yellow?
XXX by itself)
Zzzz: I would also take part ?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103124
 22.09.2014
I clarify.

A drunk suicide man jumped into Neva, but failed, and broke his leg.

His leg was traditionally broken so he would not jump.

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