We sit with our friends and eat lunch.

Our freezer Kostya shares his experiences.

“I feel like a ghost this morning. I walked out of the entrance in the morning, greeting the courtyard. He doesn’t see me, but he always greets me. I ride a bike across the bridge. There are a couple, I can’t get around them. Ask them to move - zero attention. Again with Ingrid. Only when the bridge was finished was it possible to get around. I went to work and took the guard’s hand. He does not notice me.”



Finished to tell. There was a pause. I ask the manager, “Oll, did you see the bone today?”

Inventing an eternal engine is an absolutely hopeless occupation. You can’t even check how long the engine is running.

The seller from the building materials store tells: a gorgeous lady is coming! feet, heels, hair - a model! The dress is red. Well we are waiting for a dialogue in style: I am looking for such a thing...
She says, “Boys, you need metal welds from one to eight millimeters, with a step of zero to five.”
I lost the gift of speech. The partner's reaction is better, but also dumb, he asks, "Why do you?"
“Yes,” replies the devacha, “makets to do. I am an architect...”

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