xxx: My ex-girlfriend just hired as a tester at a company where I work as a developer. Wish me good luck guys!

When he bought his first car, he drove on it with his future wife, and on the radio he sang Kipelov "I am free", made louder, after which his wife said - turn it off. Then I realized that I was not free.

We sit in the house and rest. My wife is sleeping, my kids are with me. On the box of some fighter, and the hero shoots the clock with a knife. Here the elderly 16-year-old suddenly says, “Do you know how to throw knives?”

I of course. As a child, I played with knives.

In the sense of childhood?! to

There was such a fun before. When I was 6-7 years old, I started playing socks in the yard. In the territory, or ships.

Is she 6 years old? Are you scratching again?! to

If you want to, let me learn...

We go out into the courtyard, I learn how to properly hold, how to approximately calculate the distance... I draw a circle. We start playing.

She is in half an hour - I still don't believe that before at 6 years old in knives played, children with knives walked...

Here the woman goes out on the doorstep - "Oh, you are playing in the knives?! I want to be with you! I haven’t played since childhood. The daughter's eyes are rounded, and the wife continues - you don't fix the brush, so the dad wins. I will learn the right way!

There is no scene.)

xxx: Interestingly, should I with a third-degree heart blockade and a cardiostimulator count on a revision of my fitness category?



Is it a cardiostimulator? You are a cyborg. The Imperial Strike Fighters

On the beach wearing dark glasses to not scare the girls with their hungry eyes.

The head of the pioneer camp, put an ultimatum, or Seroga becomes the head of some circle, or - better not to check.

How can I run a circle if I can’t do anything?
I will not sign a report on pedopractic.
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The next day, on the board of ads hanged a wrongly written poster inviting children to the circle "Young Astronaut". The curious leaders gathered to see what Sergei had invented. Thirty children were registered with him. He arranged them all in a circle, and himself stood in the center and, taking the most brave man for his hand and foot, slowly began to swing. Having made 5-6 turns, he dropped the future cosmonaut on the lawn and while he recovered, Seroga scattered another. The children were enthusiastic above the roof, and after the end of the class, they continued to run for Seroga for a long time and asked, "When will we fly into space next time?"

Specifically for Ally Pugacheva will be established the status of "member of the foreign agent family".

A man sits in the room in front of the comp, and clicks in search of:

How do you know if your wife is a witch?

A woman cries out of the kitchen:

Can you just ask me?