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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13889
 23.01.2009
<diggya> We should honour "war and peace".
<diggya> until Bondarchuk screened her.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13888
 23.01.2009
I know that God commanded to share, but I do not remember that He commanded to live for

the account of others.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13887
 23.01.2009
He once stole the keys from the apartment in the elevator mine. What to do, fucking?

I go home, I call the neighbors, they opened the door into the common corridor. I come in,

I take the old hood, pull the hood so that the hook is on the very

at the end of the doorway, I go down, standing in the elevator, I hold the door with my feet, I enjoy

The design of the keys. The entrance door, the steps. A man appears.

Someone, he saw me with a stick in his hand, stopped for a second,

Then he approaches me and asks me quietly:

How is it, clutches?

I did not find anything to answer him.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №13886
 23.01.2009
and Odessa. A young man enters a headwear store. Longly

He chooses and finally says:

Let me look out at that cap.

An old Jew around the counter turns and gives the requested goods.

He turns away from the buyer and continues to do something of his own.

The affair. The buyer takes a hat, looks in the mirror. At this time

The Jew turned to the shelf again and said so frightened:

“Where is that crap that asked me for a crap???”? to

The buyer defended:

So that’s me...

The Seller:

Count, Count, I have lived like this!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13885
 23.01.2009
Which inscription would you want on your grave?
Go under the cover and win the main prize!!)
by 0_o

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13884
 23.01.2009
44661 (saved 2009-01-21 at 18:00)
100% what did you do?
The entire staff of the office fell under the tables and could no longer take the tests.
and...

My acquaintance had a similar case. They and their son (5 years old) came to donate blood from the finger, the doctor says to the child:"Now you will have a berry on the finger". And weaved the needle in the finger, blood went naturally. The boy looked surprised at what was happening and said:"Nihua has a berry..."

Parents like you and your friends need to be killed, slowly and brutally. and then you eat, fool, you will be surprised, say, what a generation has gone, here we were quite different, good, and now the youth has completely dissolved..."
You are fools, you are brainless fools. Fuck you shit shit!
Odin, the cat, the shredder, the blonde, oh fuck!
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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13883
 23.01.2009
Today the horoscope read: Aries - be prepared for everything. PS, I’ve never seen such an accurate prediction!

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13882
 23.01.2009
44722 (saved 2009-01-22 at 00:45)
Many mobile operators set a 30-minute threshold for the length of the conversation. They all know. But not everyone knows that if at the beginning of the conversation to pronounce clearly “Putin’s coup of bomb,” the conversation will last more than 30 minutes, because. will be automatically transferred to another line, by the way, more quality. and ;)

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I wonder how many people will try after this quote new lines of communication provided by our cellular operations

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