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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59042
 23.01.2012
Talk to a friend (P)
Q: I sent a resume to VTB 24.
I: They don’t understand from the first time?? to
A: Who does not understand?
I:..Tyfu, “VTB_24”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №59041
 23.01.2012
22 years ago, a hacker was convicted for “worms” for the first time.

xxx: “Good deeds can’t be celebrated” (c) Shapoklyak :)
“Maybe” by Linus Torvalds

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59040
 23.01.2012
1: He is like that. For example, he watched the Estonian film "Class" only to find in this proud and independent Baltic film at least some heritage of the USSR.
2 and how? found it?
You would see him rejoicing when our Soviet batteries flashed during the scene in the apartment in the background!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59039
 23.01.2012
xxx: and in Thailand there is a shopping mall from which a plane flies, once crashed - now a local attraction

YYY: In America, they also tried to post. But I think they didn’t get it.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59038
 23.01.2012
From the technical forum to discuss problems...

Hi, I am Diana I have the same keyboard as everyone I pressed a button on the keyboard and the screen decreased and it became so small that you can't even see help right today or my mom will beat me.

This is the cry of the soul.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59037
 23.01.2012
The Worldwide Launch of IPv6
XXX: a step to the internet? =) is
WOW: It was when your mom bought a modem that a step was taken in this direction.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59036
 23.01.2012
Q: What would you like to see at the Intel exhibition if they came to Vladivostok?
The body is naked, the rest is gone.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59035
 23.01.2012
I go listening to Metallica starts the most difficult moment, I listen without headphones, and passing past the dog noticed that she complainingly looks at me and met.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №59034
 23.01.2012
I want to fall into a coma.
Why? →? to
to lose

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59033
 23.01.2012
X: How did you sit on Anime?
y: Sealormon saw on TV at 12 years, and I did not suspect that there could be cowards in the cartoon. He was raised on time.
Z: And at the conscious age, how did you get there before you started watching anime?
Y: I was 12 years old if Cho was a conscious age. I could already shake. It means EPT.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №59032
 23.01.2012
You can only be peaceful behind your backs in one case – when you take the first step in your life.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №59031
 23.01.2012
Itak, a story from the life of rodents or how to fight drunkenness in non-traditional ways.
I had a friend, a biologist. He studied some of the processes of higher nervous activity, and the object was used by traditional white mice.
He had them in the laboratory apparently-invisible, experiments with them were quite successful, the disserver was already just as close, but a major repair of the building of the institute and he had to scatter his mice on friends, experts, other laboratories, etc. In order not to miss the results, of course, of hard work of many months. In the meantime, of course, the pipes are changed and the walls are stained.
A large part of his muscles he just pulled back to his home, well he lived close to the institute. His wife literally stumbled away from such a company, threatening even to go to my mom for a while, and here the three-year-old daughter - that just sent in indescribable enthusiasm. Same dishes, mice are white, clean.
He was playing with them all day round, throwing out the plush mice and dolls.
They bathed them in the bathroom, clothed them in dolls, and one day I thought about painting them in all the colors of the solar spectrum with aquarelle.
It was just a glance, I think even the mice liked it.
Then everything was done, the mice went back to the lab, but the story unexpectedly got a continuation. Sometimes my friend talked with a neighbor on the staircase cage - with whom, by the way, they had a adjacent balcony.
The neighbor says:
– You know, I’ve been “squeezed” for a month now (before that he’s not one).
The evening did not come home.) is
...??? to
Dick, write to the hell! I sit on the balcony and suddenly there is a mouse.
is out. The Red! And it is green! And then the philanthropist! I am such
I saw, such a deadly swallow gave - no more drops of this poison!

[ + 119 - ] Comment quote №59030
 23.01.2012
I searched for sausages at home all day but never found them. Then I looked at the satisfied face of the maid and realized: sausages in the paste.

[ + 62 - ] [108 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59029
 23.01.2012
From the forum:

xxx: I quit smoking with a girl on the book... we do not smoke when we are sober... but as soon as we drink, it immediately breaks... what to do?Why Allen did not write in detail what to do in the book... very reluctant to start this nightmare again... even if you are sober, there is no thought about it.

yyy: It seems he has a book "How to Stop Drinking", it seems you need it now

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59028
 23.01.2012
I list the catalogue of spare parts, and here in the eye comes this item: "Rele pulling MAZ"
The first thought is Nihuaasebe relay...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59027
 23.01.2012
It has begun!!! to

From the news:

"Sergey Bezrukov played Dmitry Dužev"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №59026
 23.01.2012
Sanchez486: Fucking trolls
by Alex_Sez
Sanchez486: I bought a bottle of lemonade. The label reads "bla-bla-bla with flour. Shake and drink. "On the cover too - shake and drink. I blasted. I thought I’d eat a delicious juice, but it wasn’t...This shit is gased!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59025
 23.01.2012
The real case of the zoo:
xxx: Give me something to seal cats.
YYY: O_O
xxx: Oh, for the degeneration of cats.
YYY: O_O
XXX: Give something from the worms.
yyy: Aaaaa... For dehelmintication

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №59024
 23.01.2012
One old man was constantly reading necrologues.
I was always happy to find people younger than myself.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №59023
 23.01.2012
What is "factorial"?
W: literally - "the devil would have taken these actual numbers"

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