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[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108471
 23.01.2015
The expression invented..."fucking cheese"....the chef of the cock pulled me cheese some cosher expensive, say let you lie in the server room, and then it smells very awful...and it lies now in the server room smells, now the whole cabinet smells, I have already wrapped it in 2 double packs, it still smells....you go out of the office, then you go in and say "fucking cheese".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108470
 23.01.2015
The pornography industry needs professionals. And not only directly in the field of services, but also in advertising! We had such a sign in the public house that everything was clear to everyone, but everything was decent and censored. And beautiful! It is actually a hotel. And the customer called, praised, grit, the influx of visitors increased. Well, good advertising is a great thing!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №108469
 23.01.2015
Police urge Norwegians to stop complaining about snowfall
“People call and complain that it’s snowing and that they’re late to work because of it, or that the postman couldn’t bring them the newspaper, and so on. Such applications will be considered!!! Lastly,” the police said in a statement.
As the police spokesman said, “People should accept the fact that they live in Norway and the snow will still go.”
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Strange impression: the population - fools, police - fans of their business.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108468
 23.01.2015
I remembered too late:
Here one guy complained about Tarkovsky, he did not like him.

A joke on the subject:
Flying Serpent Gorinich three-headed, meets Ilya Muromza. The first head says.
“Iliush, be my friend, cut off my head!
Why this?
The second head.
We went here to the cinema to fly. Two heads want to look at Schwarzenegger, and the third – Tarkovsky. A foolish eye!


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №108467
 23.01.2015
here here :
And then suddenly "boom-bom", "this piece is informative, pay a price".
I was so angry about all this. I did not let go, I found something from where it can be downloaded all (!) And it is free (!). In principle, I read this mistake...
*********
I just read "50 Shades of Grey". Let me know, I think, why these people are so foolish. A piece of information!
She said "nu nahuy" and pressed "closing the tab".
I got acquainted, thanks. The book is shit.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108466
 23.01.2015
The cat approaches the lying dog, touches the leg. The dog is demonstratively stretched out, the cat sits more comfortably and begins meedly, in turn changing the legs to scratch the dog's nails. The dog smiles joyfully puts him in a pulse - itching a stroke)) From the side looks like a massage session

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108465
 23.01.2015
Wintersun: $%&@#!!! to
Wintersun: repaired the pants - stinged himself for the egg...
Wintersun: The Sugar
Castor: I had the same yesterday.
Wintersun: Nahera made them so painful
Castor: Shob Berog

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