Remember, our mothers and grandmothers wore such trousers with a heating shaft. So, it was in them that daddy went to the garden and took me, pulling the rubber, so that they did not fall, because. Mom said to wear what was hanging on the chair, and the chair was two.

And I was taught to look into the tea bar and see if there are cockroaches before pouring water out of it.

Loh, I saw your pictures from the sea.
Tagged: in photoshop

I am a sex bomb, right?
M is no more. SexGranate
M: or even a sex petard
The fucking (

YYY: Listen that you wanted to ask which provider has the fastest speed?
XXX: Megaphone, you look at the speed and shower!

1 tablespoon in the youth, 1 tablespoon in the youth But I still collect broken thermostats to drown the uranium debris.

Where can I vote for the funeral?

Question to the little nephew: Do you have a best friend in the garden? Answer: No, I have the best friend!

The C tape:
Poland will repeat the last flight of Kaczynski on its last Tu-154M

ZZZ: A clever move. Poles are really Poles. Probably not in the last flight.

XXX: I was in the hole.
In the 3D?
3D Theatre of Opera and Ballet.

Nikapol (12:31:39 23/01/2011)
I advise the girl on the question "where to go to check for gonorrhea". I give a good doctor’s phone.
Girl: "Thank you very much! I’ll call you, I’ll tell you what you do"!

I am not sure I should be burned on a fire through a calatumba. I have a 402 giga :(

I felt like I wasn’t her, but she was fucking me.
Have you been involved in the process? 😉
has participated! He breathed...

Large pandas are recognized as an endangered species and have a low birth rate. Chinese scientists from the panda research center in Chengdu concluded that the poor birth rate is due, among other things, to the fact that nature has poorly "designed" animals. The females of the big panda are ready to reproduce only once a year for 72 hours, and only from 12 to 24 hours during this period they can be successfully fertilized. The males have disproportionately small penis, because of which sexual intercourse is possible only in a strictly defined position, and this position the males know poorly.

The Prisoner:
Where did you find such a ventilator?
The Red Tank:
In the Arizona. Do you want yourself so?
The Prisoner:
I do not even know.
The Red Tank:
What then?
The Prisoner:
If you want a hot cup, the nearest refrigerator is yours. He entered while it was poured, pulled off on the SMS and stumbled. Reflectively knocked his hand, a glass of boiling water and a bag flew in the direction of the fan. He, without swallowing, sucked up all the water, crushed a bag in a farce, glued the glass to the grid and splashed it. Something I want to remove him.

Chubbanych (02:50:16 23/01/2011)
I teach the principle of Dirichlet... opened the wiki to see how he died a fox

The ass hurts.
WOW : What?
XH: Sitting out
WOW: For what?

The top of cynicism is to ask the father-prep to cut my spurs carefully, or it gets the most wrong.)

For six months, my husband took a newspaper to the toilet and then all the crosswords were completely guessed there. I watched, and this humorist writes letters from the balda)))))

I am a loser...
What Happened 7
Q: I have a catch.
Who dared to? Let’s go beat!
Theme: The Nude
WOW: What is it?
Tag: my ex
See also: LOL! You are a loser!!