I sit with a girl (D), I help her learn
The next time you snatch on me, when I’m dumb, I’ll use a psychological technique!
I – what? Would you stop dumbing?

Why is accounting statistics the same?
HHH: Why Why? Will you be on an uninhabited island? This is the basis of survival.
What about statistics???I will count the palms and compare them.
HHH: Well, it is right! If you assume you will be on the island a person five. Any mathematician, programmer, physicist - atomic engineer, mechanic and you with knowledge of statistics. You will have a great company. While the physicist will create the engine that the mechanic will install on the boat, the mathematician will calculate the maximum efficiency of that engine, and the programmer will write a program for him to gather the most necessary information, count the palms)))
WOW: very cute

I lay on the couch, wondering about my husband.
Is it better to make a coffee or a minete?
In different situations differently.
Well then still? I think it goes better...
(with suffering in the voice) And what difference, you do not do either...

9:39 YYY: it is probably acta every day over the course of the year to go to work... would probably not have been able... well or would have been used to for a long time
9:40 XXX: it's a PIZDEC, I wake up at 6 a.m. every day, it's a angry PIZDEC
9:41 YYY: I read your message and I thought that you are calling out demons with these words))))))))))......terrible words))))))
9:41 XXX: the demon I caused many years ago, terrible and insatiable! He knows no sleep and compassion, he is always hungry, and his name is Hypoteca.

Dialogue during the repair.
Olya, give me a meter.
Metro at Jura in the pants
It’s not a meter, but 20 centimeters.

I will buy from teachers the lists of students buying exams. Especially in the bear.
The palace.

Lily, I’m doing something wrong. It does not (
L: Do it right. It will work ?

Hi, do you want a coon? I can be strict and ugly.
I hate Coney.
You can do it without a cone.
Sex does not interest me much.
Mah: What interests you?
Cat: Grammar and Orthography. I read words at night.
I will read too...
Cat: That’s why people need a language.)

From Habr:
Divanikus: Under the noise of servers it is quite normal to sleep. I broke into the server a couple of times :) The main problem is usually a fairly low temperature.
MaxxL: The sleeping bag! Compactly folded, cleaned, if necessary we get and make a wonderful break!
FFire: Especially if you sleep under the false floor, nobody will notice.
matiouchkine: Real professionals are sleeping on a fake push.

This morning I had to ride in the same wagon with a beautiful mulat. He carried a cat. The level of caring for the surrounding ladies was almost unbearable.

Not the first time I understood the word correctly.

In the morning - coffee Turboslim, in the afternoon - tea Turboslim, in the evening - toilet Turbosrem

How about the university?
Okay, well, but I’m already thinking of looking for a PTU...

When I was 10 years old, I was taught French at my regular school. By that time, my grandfather had just retired. He decided to learn French to control his grandson. At 60 years old, armed with insomnia, some French-language radio play recorded on a record, its paper version in Polish (his native) and a thick collection of proverbs of the times of Louis IV with translation into Russian, he started from scratch. Apres nous le déluge – I still remember. A few years later, his grandfather spoke well and even led some delegations as an interpreter.

Wowa: I recently went to a strip club, $50 to a girl in a bikini, $100? I took. He rested and earned.
It should have been unnoticed! You are confused, WOW?

1: Who are you? The gnome?
No, I am a Viking.
1: Who are you? The Hobbit?
No, I am an elf dwarf.
4: Who am I like?
5 And you... Jig your fish, no one will steal the ring from you.

Anna is
Mishanechka, I watch "Let’s get married", maybe you’ll come too?? to

by Mikhail
and FUUU! A terrible broadcast.
How many times I did not encounter, the girls were all the same: I want a beautiful, wealthy, successful, to give me my favourite attention, dear gifts! And I am so beautiful I will inspire him and create comfort in our paradise nest! Moore to Moore!
I had one such "Princess"!
I do not want anymore!

Anna is
and lol

All life is a theater, so I wake up only after the third alarm.

The fight against smoking:
Cook-Clus-Clan: Melting... in the money do not go anywhere!!! Stop fighting the consequences and start fighting the causes!!!! to
In a city where the whole table of Mendeleev hangs in the air, the harm of smoking is equal to a broken finger of a man already hanged.

Cute Galba: As is usually the case, men love to be measured with screams. But when it’s done by the IT shakers, I don’t understand anything and I get the impression that I’m a female.