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[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155712
 23.01.2021
What do you need to fight for happiness?

The tongue and teeth.

And the brains?

When there is a brain, it is happiness.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №155711
 23.01.2021
I have a German Shepherd and a Husky. They had a booth, but I decided to make an upgrade with a stove, as the temperature often doesn’t spare anyone. I put up the stove and made the dog entrance. Together they never lie, and here I go, and they are hugged like people. I saw in my eyes that they were hiding something. He moved them away, and there were six kittens who had just been born, and a cat. The dogs warm them up and tried to hide them from me. Cats for two months already, they run on dogs and don't let them sleep, and one kitten generally tries to chew. We live in the village with a large family.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №155710
 23.01.2021
And remember, there was a joke that if you put all the money that we rented for the capremont, you could build a palace? This is not a joke.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №155709
 23.01.2021
At three o’clock my mother and I were on the train. Next to us was an extravagant 45-year-old woman with a very striking makeup: huge arrows, thick shadows, a bright mask with a contour behind her lips, and a cloth under her head (somehow my mother described it - I don't remember myself). The woman whispered at everyone with contempt, saying that you understand in beauty. The spectacle attracted the attention of others - many watched with laughter and smiles, and my childhood captured comprehensively. I looked in all my eyes, with my mouth open.

My mother’s attempts to tactically distract me were not successful.

And then I said with a breath, but in all my voice:

Mom, look at me! The co-ro le!! to



The woman blossomed :)

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