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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55348
 23.10.2011
xxx: the magnet will spam with its discounted, creative leaflets
xxx: first there was a picture with the blanks in the forest and the signature "don't scratch", scratch with the snakes and "don't sleep";
I wonder if I have rabbits or not.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55347
 23.10.2011
Tomorrow is Donor Day:
How is plasma different from blood?
Plasma can be shot.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55346
 23.10.2011
My clove is a barrel, there are many tiny pieces in it.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55345
 23.10.2011
Dialogues of administrative sites on a federal scale
A few years ago, I thought Canada was the United States.
- I recently wrote a pencil, for a long time I could not remember how the title letter "B" is written;

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55344
 23.10.2011
HH: There was one more.
The trio, grit, does not work. Asked for help
Oh well, I came, and what I see: the fork from the triangle is stuck in the same triangle.
At my attempts to convince her that it is not necessary to do so and that it should not be so, she looked at me as an idiot and said, "Why are you shaking my head? Why is he still? If you don’t reach the cable, put it next to you and..."
HH: It was such a nonsense that I can’t remember it anymore.
She was fired in a week.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55343
 23.10.2011
I thought that if I said that I was a lazy man and a bad person in general, they would not understand me. So I said I didn’t have time.

[ + 46 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55342
 23.10.2011
You want to talk to a girl who doesn’t respond to you in contact – remove her from friends.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №55341
 23.10.2011
My husband and I had a rejection.
WOW: What is it?
We did not see each other for almost a month, then on business trips, then the parents had. The meeting decided to mark, arranging a game of a strict teacher and a disgraceful schoolgirl. You know, I have one more. I approached the question thoughtfully, Nastya bought a schoolgirl's sex outfit, I dug up a suit and a tie, and carefully composed a math checklist. Focus on logarithms and derivatives.
WOW : and?
xxxh: the script was - the type she did not handle the task, well, asking for a fifth. Instead, we solved these damn logarithms until 4 a.m. because, as it turned out, we forgot the school program entirely. decided and went to sleep...
You are stupid.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55340
 23.10.2011
Why do you hide your thoughts? It is difficult to communicate with you.
yyy: - The rocks are jumping on the horses between the siren square stars. Shoot them with water. Is it easier?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55339
 23.10.2011
He made the cats a ladder in the fortress, so that they could suck the nausea, and lived at home. So these fucking people live on the street, and fucking come into the house. and ((

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55338
 23.10.2011
XXX is
This is German computer virus!!! to
YYY
They offer not to download porn, but to become a participant?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55337
 23.10.2011
C. JSeveral readers wrote to me that they liked the intrigue.
C. JI didn’t know there was an intrigue in my porn story!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55336
 23.10.2011
Why does my phone see.jpg but does not see.JPG?
He doesn’t like when he’s on him.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55335
 23.10.2011
X: Did you not get your shoes in the flight?
YYY: I remember once there was a heck on the flight Moscow-Paris, when the stewardess distributed to the passengers... white boots. One of the passengers asked her, was it just so, or with meaning?
The poor stewardess. You would see her confusion among the rest of the passengers.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55334
 23.10.2011
I have menstrual periods, my stomach hurts, I cannot walk.
WOW: In the sense...
Have you eaten something wrong?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55333
 23.10.2011
xxx: this fool has caught a cat and when that thing is burning on him "your mother is a walking cat", given that the breed of a cat can not even be determined approximately, he is most likely still right

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55332
 23.10.2011
While running to the store for flour, the cat tried to change the user on the computer, but stuck in choosing a nick. On questions "how", and most importantly, "why", only embarrassedly smiled in his mouths. I thought, created a account for him, said a simple password. We have been together for a year and a half...

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